Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession...

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Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.

These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.

But they sure do make cute babies. (RIP Joan Rivers.)

We thought we'd take a look at a few other celebrity face mashups to see what the resulting individual might look like. The results? Take a look:

Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick
Is it just us or do Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick make the most beautiful woman in the world?

The results? The results are freaking perfection, that's what!

Seriously, could science just hurry up and figure out a way to let Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick morph genetically and become one person?

It's 2014! Why isn't this possible!?! We have no idea.

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When it comes to Hollywood rumors about celebrity behavior, many of them are just plain lies. But when you start to hear the same rumor over and over and over?

Well, maybe there's actually some truth to it.

So let's tackle the rumors about actors everyone hates to work with. Some of these stories are so bad it's surprising these stars can find work at all.

Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl's hard-to-work with waysled to her leaving Grey's Anatomy.

Katherine Heigl's fall from grace was well-documented. In rant after rant, she attacked both her costars and the writers of Grey's Anatomy, making her Public Celebrity #1. 

After disappearing from the limelight, Heigl is returning to television this fall on NBC's State of Affairs. She seems to have matured while spending time with her kids.

Here's hoping she doesn't devolve into her Diva-like ways, but we're not holding our breath. Either way, Katie is far from alone in the diva department ...

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Following the stunning revelation that water is wet, we learned today that Lindsay Lohan is an attention-starved liar who genuinely believes she's been victimized by the world. 

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

In a recent interview with The Daily Beast, Lindsay claimed she "rolled Whitney Houston's body bag" while serving out a community service sentence at the LA County morgue in 2012.

Now, in a twist that's sure to shock absolutely no one, the coroner's office has revealed that Lohan's story is total BS.

A spokesperson for the morgue issued a statement to TMZ claiming that no one in Lindsay's program ever came in contact with Houston's body. Additionally, Houston was never in a body bag.

So it looks as though we've got another classic Lohan lie: self-aggrandizing, nonsensical - the type of mind-boggling you'd might expect if 4-year-olds were allowed access to alcohol.

The sad thing is, by this point in her "career," she probably believes every word that comes out of her own mouth.

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It's difficult to keep track of Lindsay Lohan's many, many brushes with the law, but you may recall that back in 2011, she was forced to serve court-ordered community service in the LA County Morgue after being found guilty of shoplifting.

Lindsay talked about working at the morgue in her latest interview, and even though at the time at the time she was serving her sentence she described the experience as "humbling" and "amazing," she's now singing a different tune:

Recently, Linds sat down with London's Telegraph to promote her upcoming West End play Speed the Plow, but naturally she just ended up whining about how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Drunk In London
Lindsay looking rouch in London. Think she's been partying too hard?

After - according to the interviewer - showing up late and reeking of booze (of course), Linds launched into one of her signature gripe sessions, this time weirdly focusing on the 120 hours of community service she completed almost three years ago.

Not surprisingly, she claims her time at the morgue was pretty dark. But hey, at least she got to meet famous people!

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Lindsay Lohan loves to steal things, but because she's a drunken freckle monster and not a Bond villain, her burglary career has thus far been limited to things she can stuff in her purse, and she's been sadly left out of the hot new trend of cyber crime.

Well, not anymore! Gone are the days of Lindsay stealing jewelry and clothes in order to support her many habits.

It's 2014 and she's upgraded to stealing lame business ideas!

Lindsay Lohan in the Hamptons

An app developer named Fima Potik claims he met with Lohan after she got out of rehab last year.

He presented her with his idea for a "virtual closet" app which would allow users to access the clothes collections of friends and celebrities, where they could then click on links allowing them to buy the same stuff.

According to Potik, Lindsay was on board with the idea, but soon fell out of contact with him. So you can imagine Potik's surprise to see Lindsay's brother raising money for a "social shopping community" that sounded very similar to his concept:

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Lindsay Lohan may be done partying and dating these days, but she's not done seeking approval and attention from strangers on the Internet.

While other celebrities were paying their respects to Joan Rivers on Twitter, Lindsay took to Instagram yesterday to subtly (in her mind) remind us that she was once an in-demand actress with a promising career ahead of her:

Lindsay Lohan and Meryl Streep Photo

That's Lindsay with Meryl Streep doing a magazine shoot for the film A Prairie Home Companion in which they co-starred.

Yes, Lindsay Lohan used to get cast in acclaimed films alongside esteemed actresses.

It's probably no coincidence that Lindsay chose to bring this long-forgotten fact to our attention the same day that Rivers died, as Linds was a favorite target of Rivers', whereas Streep...well, everyone loves Meryl Streep.

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For some reason, Lindsay Lohan was invited to the GQ Awards in London earlier this week, where she proceeded to be her usual spoiled diva self and totally alienate everyone involved with organizing the event.

But before attempting to single-handedly ruin the party, Lindsay took her time working the red carpet and making hilarious statements to reporters on hand:

Lindsay Lohan GQ Awards Photo

"Being here in London is all about me this time," Lindsay told the Daily Mail. "Yeah, English guys are cute, but it's not about the boys. It's about getting away from Los Angeles and New York and starting fresh."

"I'm not partying tonight. I'm going home, as I need to be at work tomorrow. This is what it's all about...I've been acting since I was a child."

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Friends say that Lindsay Lohan "prefers women," but the troubled starlet was all about dudes at last night's GQ Awards in London.

Sources say Lindsay demanded to be seated with a table of men for the ceremony, at which she presented the Best Chef award to Tom Kerridge.

''Lohan's people were clear that she wanted to be on a table during the lengthy awards surrounded by men," says one insider. "She gets on better with guys and had spent time putting together a sexy look so wanted to be admired.''

And of course, that wasn't the only demand Lindsay made in exchange for getting on stage for two minutes to read from a teleprompter.

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The Dancing With the Stars cast has yet to be revealed, and won't be until Thursday, but rumors are flying left and right about who will join the cast.

Number one on the show's wish list? Lindsay Lohan. She is "in talks" to join Season 19, though the two sides are reportedly far apart in the negotiations.

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Image

“They are still scrambling before the weekend to sign a big name that they are in negotiations with,” a show insider said, and we've learned that person is LiLo.

Reportedly, producers are looking for a Mean Girls cast reunion with Jonathan Bennett, who played Aaron Samuels and has signed on for the new season!

Cady Heron and Aaron Samuels getting another shot at the "dance" so to speak?

Fans would love it, though we all know Lindsay is more into women these days.

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Ten years ago, Lindsay Lohan probably would never have imagined that a London stage production would be her biggest job in years, but that'll happen when your priorities shift from trying to act on screen to trying to act like you're not on cocaine.

Lindsay covers the new issue of Wonderland magazine and the only thing funnier than Lindsay's insanely Photoshopped face is the tagline beneath her image.

Lindsay Lohan Wonderland Magazine Cover

"I can't help that I'm so popular," as you may remember, is a line from the 2004 film Mean Girls, and despite what seems to be a joke at her expense, Lindsay has been tweeting about how thrilled she is to be on the cover.

Think about it. Mean Girls came out ten years ago.

It's literally the last Lindsay Lohan movie that anyone saw or gave a crap about. Just about every major cast member has gone on to bigger things while Lindsay - who was an A-lister at the time - has become an international joke.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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