Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession...

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For a while there, it looked as though up was down, black was white, and hell had frozen over, because Lindsay Lohan actually managed to land an acting job and keep it.

But don't worry, order has been restored to the universe and Lindsay is totally effing up once again.

Lindsay Lohan Peace Sign Pic

Based on everything we've heard from her time in London, when Lindsay's not getting topless backstage, she's partying. Now it seems the "actress" is too hungover and strung out sick to take the stage in the West End production of Speed the Plow.

"Sorry everyone but I'm too ill to perform and down for the count," Lindsay tweeted before missing a matinee performance on Wednesday.

So she was under the weather. Happens to the best of us, right? But here's where things really get strange:

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Lindsay Lohan has been on a rare hot streak lately, but even though her career is better than its been since the days when Gretchen Wieners was trying to make "fetch" happen, LiLo still finds time to post sad, saggy selfies on Instagram.

Last week, Lindsay posted a topless pic while backstage at her London play. Yes, she took off her clothes for a selfie while at her place of employment. Almost too classy.

But hey, she must have gotten a positive response, because here she is backstage and semi-nude again. And this time she has guests!

Lindsay Lohan Bra Photo

Now, the last one might have been spur of the moment, and in Lindsay's famous champagne and underwear selfie...well, she was clearly hammered. But this one is different. This one is clearly planned:

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There's changing one's look or appearance, and then there are these 17 celebrities, who became completely unrecognizable from how we once knew them.

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan compared to what she looked like as a fresh-faced teenager, not even 10 full years ago? Pretty astounding and not in a good way.

Either for a period in their lives, or for good (Renee Zellweger's face likely isn't going back to its Bridget Jones version), this is stuff you couldn't make up.

Not even if you used all the makeup in the world. We can't believe these dramatic transformations, especially among some stars who are still so young.

Some celebs' looks naturally change, of course, as they age from child teen stars to adults, so it's unfair to say that doesn't play at least some role here.

This is part of why Renee Zellweger then and now photos shocked the Internet so much this week, though. Renee is 45, and the change was recent.

Relatively speaking, the Zellweger we envision when we hear her name still looked more or less the same just a few years ago (see gallery below).

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It's been a strange week for Lindsay Lohan on social media. 

Yesterday, Lohan endorsed a Brazilian presidential candidate who's also a suspected drug cartel kingpin.

Having apparently learned her lesson from her brief foray into the political arena, Lindsay returned today to doing what she does best - getting naked for attention!

Lindsay Lohan Topless Pic

Lindsay posted the above photo to Instagram with a caption "Another matinee. Another night. Another day. #speedtheplow"

Yes, somehow Lindsay hasn't been fired from her London play yet and she apparently decided to celebrate by taking her top off. 

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As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan occasionally enjoys stepping out on the town. You know - dining with friends, patronizing the local theater, rippin' huge rails of blow...the usual.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Yes, Lohan loves cocaine the way Taylor Swift loves cats, so it should come as no surprise that Lindsay has actually taken to endorsing political candidates who are best known for smuggling tons - literally tons - of cocaine.

"I support @aecioNeves for presidential candidature," Lindsay tweeted yesterday. "His platform brings positive changes in Brazil."

There are so many funny things about this tweet, we literally don't know where to begin.

For starters, there's the fact that Lindsay obviously didn't write it herself, because she used the word "candidature," and she probably couldn't find Brazil on a map of Brazil. Then there's the guy she endorsed:

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Last time we checked in on her, Lindsay Lohan was looking for a rich British guy, and it now it seems her hunt might be over.

Lindsay Lohan with Mohammed Al Turki

That's Linds with Mohammed Al Turki, a Saudi-born film producer living in England. At just 28, Al Turki has such credits to his name as Arbitrage and What Maisie Knew. 

Yes, Mohammed is responsible for the sort of high-minded, artsy indie fare that Linds probably wouldn't watch with a gun to her head. But that's okay. At the end of the day, she loves blow and he's super loaded - it's a match made in heaven!

Lindsay has denied dating Al Turki in the past, but as we all know, LiLo an on-again, off-again relationship (mostly off) with reality and the truth.

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Jail. Prison. The clink. The slammer. Lockup. The brig.

Up the river. The pen. The pound. The black hole.

Call it whatever you'd like, but for the 19 celebrities listed below, the Big House has simply been called home at least once in their lives ...

Lil Wayne
The possession of drugs and weapons on his tour bus put Lil Wayne in jail for five months. That's fewer months than children the rapper has out of wedlock.

With Teresa Giudice having been sentenced to over a year in prison last week, we thought we'd try to comfort The Real Housewives of New Jersey star by at least proving that she isn't alone.

Plenty of famous people have spent time behind bars, for offenses that range from drunk driving to weapons possession; and for terms that lasted from two years to, well, three hours.

Who devoted a good portion of their lives to watching their back? Which star was without her freedom for a shorter duration than it would take to watch The Wolf of Wall Street?

Cycle through the above gallery and find out now!

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Earlier today, we reported that Lindsay Lohan is teaming up with Oprah for a second season of her reality show that no one watches. 

Between that and the fact that Lindsay is actually getting occasional, semi-decent reviews for her performance in a London production of Speed the Plow (after nearly being laughed off the stage in her debut), it was really starting to look like she'd managed to turn her life around.

Then she hit us with this ridiculousness:

Lindsay Lohan Photoshopped Charity Photo

"Another great meeting with @CSV_UK," Linds captioned the photo. "Making a difference every single day."

CSV is a London based charity organization and...Lindsay is just effing with us here, right? She's clearly Photoshopped into this picture. It looks about as convincing as the cardboard cutouts Kevin McCallister used to fool the Wet Bandits in Home Alone.

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Even though Lindsay Lohan forgot her lines and got laughed at during her London stage debut, she showed up on time and didn't fall off the stage in a drunken stupor, so she's already counting step one of her comeback campaign as a success.

And of course, you can't have a Hollywood underdog story with a happy ending unless Oprah is somehow involved.

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah

You may have forgotten or blocked it out of your memory, but Lindsay had a reality show on Oprah's OWN network earlier this year.

It was widely believed to have been canceled, and there were countless tabloid stories about Lindsay pissing Oprah off, as she's wont to do (showing up late, getting wasted at inopportune times, being Lindsay Lohan).

Even so, as evidenced by the photo above, Lady O stopped by the West End to check out Lindsay's play and according to LiLo's latest interview, the dynamic duo of Lohan and Winfrey is ready to start saving the world once again:

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It's October 3, and for millions of Mean Girls fans the world over, that can only mean one thing - it's the day that Aaron Samuels and Cady Heron took a major step forward in their non-existent relationship!

Mean Girls Gif: October 3rd

Well actually, it means two things, because today is also Mean Girls Appreciation Day. So what can you do to celebrate this holiest of holidays?

Well, for starters, you can check out our rundown of what the Mean Girls cast is up to these days. Some aren't doing so fetch, while others are downright grool.

(We meant to say "cool," and then we started to say "great.")

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan has been all over the tabloids in the 10 years since she starred in Mean Girls. While she remains in the news, her career has been in the gutter.

You can also dress down, because it's Friday and on Fridays we wear jeans and track pants. Hopefully some fugly skank hasn't been sabotaging your diet, otherwise you can't sit with us!

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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