Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession...

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Last time we checked in on her, Lindsay Lohan was looking for a rich British guy, and it now it seems her hunt might be over.

Lindsay Lohan with Mohammed Al Turki

That's Linds with Mohammed Al Turki, a Saudi-born film producer living in England. At just 28, Al Turki has such credits to his name as Arbitrage and What Maisie Knew. 

Yes, Mohammed is responsible for the sort of high-minded, artsy indie fare that Linds probably wouldn't watch with a gun to her head. But that's okay. At the end of the day, she loves blow and he's super loaded - it's a match made in heaven!

Lindsay has denied dating Al Turki in the past, but as we all know, LiLo an on-again, off-again relationship (mostly off) with reality and the truth.

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Jail. Prison. The clink. The slammer. Lockup. The brig.

Up the river. The pen. The pound. The black hole.

Call it whatever you'd like, but for the 19 celebrities listed below, the Big House has simply been called home at least once in their lives ...

Lil Wayne
The possession of drugs and weapons on his tour bus put Lil Wayne in jail for five months. That's fewer months than children the rapper has out of wedlock.

With Teresa Giudice having been sentenced to over a year in prison last week, we thought we'd try to comfort The Real Housewives of New Jersey star by at least proving that she isn't alone.

Plenty of famous people have spent time behind bars, for offenses that range from drunk driving to weapons possession; and for terms that lasted from two years to, well, three hours.

Who devoted a good portion of their lives to watching their back? Which star was without her freedom for a shorter duration than it would take to watch The Wolf of Wall Street?

Cycle through the above gallery and find out now!

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Earlier today, we reported that Lindsay Lohan is teaming up with Oprah for a second season of her reality show that no one watches. 

Between that and the fact that Lindsay is actually getting occasional, semi-decent reviews for her performance in a London production of Speed the Plow (after nearly being laughed off the stage in her debut), it was really starting to look like she'd managed to turn her life around.

Then she hit us with this ridiculousness:

Lindsay Lohan Photoshopped Charity Photo

"Another great meeting with @CSV_UK," Linds captioned the photo. "Making a difference every single day."

CSV is a London based charity organization and...Lindsay is just effing with us here, right? She's clearly Photoshopped into this picture. It looks about as convincing as the cardboard cutouts Kevin McCallister used to fool the Wet Bandits in Home Alone.

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Even though Lindsay Lohan forgot her lines and got laughed at during her London stage debut, she showed up on time and didn't fall off the stage in a drunken stupor, so she's already counting step one of her comeback campaign as a success.

And of course, you can't have a Hollywood underdog story with a happy ending unless Oprah is somehow involved.

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah

You may have forgotten or blocked it out of your memory, but Lindsay had a reality show on Oprah's OWN network earlier this year.

It was widely believed to have been canceled, and there were countless tabloid stories about Lindsay pissing Oprah off, as she's wont to do (showing up late, getting wasted at inopportune times, being Lindsay Lohan).

Even so, as evidenced by the photo above, Lady O stopped by the West End to check out Lindsay's play and according to LiLo's latest interview, the dynamic duo of Lohan and Winfrey is ready to start saving the world once again:

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It's October 3, and for millions of Mean Girls fans the world over, that can only mean one thing - it's the day that Aaron Samuels and Cady Heron took a major step forward in their non-existent relationship!

Mean Girls Gif: October 3rd

Well actually, it means two things, because today is also Mean Girls Appreciation Day. So what can you do to celebrate this holiest of holidays?

Well, for starters, you can check out our rundown of what the Mean Girls cast is up to these days. Some aren't doing so fetch, while others are downright grool.

(We meant to say "cool," and then we started to say "great.")

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan has been all over the tabloids in the 10 years since she starred in Mean Girls. While she remains in the news, her career has been in the gutter.

You can also dress down, because it's Friday and on Fridays we wear jeans and track pants. Hopefully some fugly skank hasn't been sabotaging your diet, otherwise you can't sit with us!

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Lindsay Lohan was on a roll last week.

First, Lindsay forgot her lines and generally bombed during opening night of her new play.

Then she gave what might be the most hilariously delusional interview of her career, telling Time Out London that she sees an Oscar and Mean Girls 2 in her future.

Lindsay Lohan GQ Awards Photo

But as much as she's completely lost touch with reality these days, Lindsay is still occasionally capable of self-awareness and honesty.

We seldom see this side of Lindsay (which is funny because anyone who's been to Lohan's Instagram page knows that she shows just about every side), but she let it out recently when she responded to criticism that she sucked on stage by basically shrugging and saying what we were all thinking:

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Even though early reviews for Lindsay Lohan's stage debut have been beyond terrible, the hard-partying actress has still been hitting the town rather than studying her lines at night.

Lindsay Lohan Drunk In London
Lindsay looking rouch in London. Think she's been partying too hard?

But it's not all fun and games for LiLo. No, sources say she's realized this acting thing might not be her bread and butter after all, and she's hard at work on Plan B - landing herself a rich sugar daddy to fund her many, many habits!

Linds had a reliable sugar daddy named Patrick Mahony, but apparently things didn't work out and she's on the prowl, once again. This time, in search of an older, wealthier sucker:

"LiLo wants a rich Brit and doesn't care how old he is," a source tells Star magazine. "She's asking everyone she knows to find her a sugar daddy. She doesn't even seem embarrassed to ask."

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Even though Lindsay Lohan's stage debut in London was an utter disaster, the troubled "actress" remains as delusional as ever when discussing her future.

In a recent interview to promote her thus-far disastrous turn in David Mamet's Speed the Plow, LiLo discussed her five year plan and it's every bit as insane as you might expect.

Lindsay Lohan in the Hamptons

"In five years I would like to be married and have children and hopefully be at the Oscars, but that's as far as it goes now."

Gotta love how Lindsay rattles off a bunch of impossible feats and then basically shrugs like it's no big deal. "Ya know, maybe check out Neptune, cure Ebola. The usual."

The interviewer followed that up by asking about Mean Girls, because Lindsay's last successful movie from a decade ago is one of the few interview topics that won't cause her to bury her face in a pile of blow:

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For months now, we've been hearing that Lindsay Lohan's stage debut will be the key to reviving her long-dead career.

Nobody thought it was possible, but hey, we believe in 4,772nd chances so we decided to reserve judgment until the reviews came in.

Well, guess what? Wednesday was Lindsay's big opening night, and the reviews are in. And they're bad. Really bad. Like...pretty much as bad as everything else that Lindsay has done post-Mean Girls.

And as as just about everyone predicted, the biggest problem with the West End debut of David Mamet's Speed the Plow is Lindsay herself. 

Lindsay Lohan: Loaded in London
Lindsay getting some assistance in London. Hey, walking is hard!

Not only could Lohan not remember her lines, she was reportedly such a mess on stage that the audience erupted in derisive laughter on multiple occasions.

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James Franco was one of the many names named on the Lindsay Lohan sex list that leaked back in March.

No one was surprised by the confirmation that Linds had banged a lot of dudes, but James was apparently very surprised to find his name on the list for the simple reason that Franco never slept with Lohan.

  • James Franco Red Carpet Image
  • Lindsay Lohan GQ Awards Photo

At least that's what he claims, and we're inclined to believe him based on the fact that Lohan's had plenty of opportunities to call him out as a liar, but has declined to do so.

These days, James so desperately wants the world to know that he never caught whatever Linds is spreading that he's basically introduced a new literary sub-genre with one simple message: Hey world, I totally never boned Lindsay Lohan!

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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