Lindsay Lohan

Lifetime has found a Dick for Lindsay Lohan.

The actress is scheduled to play Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime movie Liz & Dick, which chronicles the film icon's fiery marriage with Richard Burton.

That would be Grant Bowler.

Cue the sexually-charged Lindsanity, folks, because according to the producer, Larry Thompson, there will be many steamy scenes between the couple.

"It's Fourth of July firecrackers going off in the room," said Thompson of the two stars. "We knew from the chemistry that Liz and Dick live again."

"Chemistry means movie magic for sex," he continued, promising Lindsay Lohan nude, or as close has you can come to that on regular television.

"This movie will definitely have as much sex as Lifetime will allow."

Well, cheers to that! As for the stars' 18-year age difference?

"Richard Burton was quite older than Elizabeth Taylor. This is from a visual point of view just about equal to Liz and Dick. It is a perfect match."

Bowler played a hunky werewolf named Cooter in True Blood Season 3, so we're guessing he can handle a dolled-up Lindsay Lohan. Maybe.

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The latest iteration of Lindsay Lohan walked the red carpet at A&E's big upfronts event last night in New York, and man. Something is seriously wrong.

There to support Lifetime and her new Liz & Dick movie, Lohan showed off her new skin shade of copper, applies unevenly, and absurdly plump lips.

Collagen, kids. Don't do it.

Lindsay's face also appears more taut and stretched than before, perhaps the result of having work done, which is perhaps the result of attempting to stave off the effects of smoking, drinking, snorting coke, tanning and emotional abuse.

Perhaps. It's just a theory.

What do you think? Has LiLo had work done?

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Lindsay Lohan guest stars on Glee on next week's penultimate episode (May 15). For once, the oft-maligned starlet will be the critic judging people!

Guest-starring as herself, Lohan channels her inner judge (the show business kind) as she sizes up the competition at Nationals on the Season 3 finale.

The McKinley High glee club is vying for top honors after last year's upset and will take on nemesis Vocal Adrenaline in front of a panel of celeb judges.

Lohan, Rex Lee and Perez Hilton will be among them. Take a look:

The casting news was announced in March just after LiLo, who has officially satisfied her probation terms in her DUI case, hosted Saturday Night Live.

"Glee was fun to do!" she Tweeted Monday. "It made me want to live in a world of musicals where people always just burst out into song & dance!"

Despite reports that she was a nightmare on the set of Glee, Lohan's guest role was reportedly well-received by the cast and producers. Can't wait!

Dianna Agron of Glee fame was born into the world April 30, 1986.

Lindsay Lohan of celebrity gossip infamy arrived on July 2, 1986.

Below, note the effects of alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, emotional abuse, fatigue, tanning beds, stress, and plastic surgery on a human body aged approximately 26 years.

Then note the absence of those effects.

Remember, kids ... try to lay off all of the above, at least in excess. Consider this your THG Public Service Announcement for the week.

Score one for the LiLo.

The L.A. County District Attorney's office has dismissed the complaint against Lindsay Lohan by Thaer Kamal, who accused the actress of hit-and-run.

Just hours after the case was delivered to them, prosecutors found "no direct evidence" of LL ever hitting the manager of Hollywood's Hookah Lounge.

In fact, per the D.A.'s report, there was no evidence that anyone hit Kamal and drove off, calling his credibility into serious question.

"Victim Thaer Kamal's changed story and lack of cooperation with law enforcement make him a non credible witness," stated the D.A.'s report.

"The fact that no collision is seen on video and a lack of any damage to any vehicle or any independent witnesses make it impossible to prove this case."

LAPD detectives handed their investigation off to the D.A. earlier today after conducting interviews and reviewing surveillance tape of the area.

They found jack. Case closed.

Looks like she actually was (attempted) vitim here. Hopefully we'll see no more BS frame jobs and just Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her friend’s hotel in N.Y. City and going on shopping excursion Wednesday with Vikram Chatwal.

It's the second time she's been romantically linked to the hotelier.

Last fall, the two were rumored to be dating, with Lohan getting into a heated argument with Chatwal's wife (they're separated) no less.

Romance or not, here's a photo of them yesterday ...

The 39-year-old multimillionaire has been spotted at with LiLo at his N.Y. City apartment partying ... without any alcohol, of course, LiLo swears.

Last year, her rep said, "Lindsay and Vikram are very good friends and nothing more than that. There's no romance between the two of them."

Expect a similar denial amid the rekindled rumors any minute now.

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Does Rick Santorum have a crush on Lindsay Lohan?

The former presidential candidate reportedly asked the actress to pose for a photo at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, then awkwardly denied it.

Lohan was sitting with Greta Van Susteren, whose invitation to the star drew fire from Meghan McCain, at the annual event when Santorum approached.

He reportedly asked Lindsay to take a picture of him with Van Susteren, then snapped a photo of Lohan. Not along with him, just a photo of Lohan. Alone.

Random? Sure. But probably harmless. The funny part is that when asked about this by a reporter shortly after, he dodged the question unnecessarily.

"I took a picture of a lot of people tonight," the visibly uncomfortable politician said, as though he could not remember what happened minutes earlier.

It's really okay Rick. You're allowed to be a little enamored with this sultry, captivating, slow-moving train wreck of an individual. We clearly are.

Santorum dropped out of the Republican presidential race this month, having given Mitt Romney an impressively strong run considering that he's Rick Santorum.

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Meghan McCain is bashing Fox News' Greta Van Susteren on Twitter for inviting Lindsay Lohan to this weekend's White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

Not just for the sake of hating on Lohan, a la Rosie O'Donnell.

“Let me get this straight,” Meghan McCain, 27, tweeted. “Greta Van Susteren is bringing Lindsay Lohan to the WHC Dinner but has a moral offense to Louie C.K?”

In March, Van Susteren called for a boycott of the Radio/TV Correspondence Dinner over comedian C.K.'s past controversial statements about women.

"The headliner of this year’s Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner is “comedian” Louis C.K. Comedian? I don’t think so. Pig? yes," she wrote.

"He uses filthy language about women. Yes, the C word…and yes, even to describe a woman candidate for Vice President of the United States. It isn’t just Governor Palin he denigrates. He denigrates all women and looks to the crowd to laugh."

Apparently Megs isn't offended ... except by Greta. The daughter of U.S. Sen. John McCain may not be crazy about Lindsay attending, but she's still going.

The Republican blogger, columnist and author Tweeted that she's "headed to DC for the nerd prom." Just hope they don't seat her with Greta or LiLo.

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Lindsay Lohan has just signed on to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie, much to the chagrin of Rosie O'Donnell. The actress is thrilled about the opportunity.

In fact, she's felt a kinship with the late Hollywood legend before.

In 2006, at age 19, Lindsay posed as Taylor, who passed away in 2011, for Interview magazine in photos taken by Karl Lagerfeld – including a cover shot.

Take a look at the striking resemblance below ...

The shots are powerful, with Lohan managing to capture much of Taylor's vulnerability and beauty, traits that helped win her the role in the Lifetime film.

Of course, this was before Lindsay Lohan's plastic surgery and/or hard-partying ways altered her appearance drastically. But that's neither here nor there.

It has not been revealed who will star opposite Lohan as Richard Burton in Liz & Dick, but the 25-year-old actress is heavily insured and raring to go.

Somewhere, that gargoyle Rosie O'Donnell is cackling.

Lindsay Lohan's tenure on the Glee set may not go down as her finest hour, according to a source quoted by E! who claims she was "incredibly late" and that production had to send a car to the Chateau Marmont hotel to pick her a$$ up.

Par for the course really.

"Lindsay was a total nightmare yesterday," says one (clearly less than thrilled) source on the Glee set of their guest star. "She was three hours late in the morning."

"When she did arrive, she just didn't want to be there. She did not want to work. She had not memorized her lines, and kept disappearing so no one could find her."

Some staffers on set were so miffed, they dubbed her "That Girl," adding, "She has rubbed them all up the wrong way by being so disrespectful of everyone else."

On the flip side, a highly placed Glee source says Lohan's scene went "really great, she was so professional and it looked like everything was going to go so well."

Lindsay's spokesman Steve Honig insists she was late because of a "misunderstanding" about her call time, and is displeased with this report. He says: