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If these 15 celebrities ever need to find a side job, there's one we know they're capable of, if you know what we mean. We mean they are also amateur porn stars.

Some of these stars were famous well before they ventured into amateur porn.

Others are famous simply because of amateur porn (cough ... Kim Kardshian).

Others still try to front like their semi-pro porn is amateur (Farrah Abraham).

All are members of an exclusive club, however. A very dirty, exclusive club.

So whose celebrity sex tapes are totally hot? Whose are totally not? Which are all-time classics and which would you just as soon forget ever existed at all?

Okay, don't answer that last one. But for the previous three questions, it all depends who, and what, you're into and on your personal definition of "hot."

You be the judge, people. You be the judge. Now click away:

15 Celebrity Sex Tape Stars
Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she's got a real talent for rodeo.
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Kendra Wilkinson

1. Kendra Wilkinson

Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she's got a real talent for rodeo.


Kim Kardashian

2. Kim Kardashian

Need we say more? Ray J hit it first and made her a star.


Paris Hilton

3. Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once!


Farrah Abraham

4. Farrah Abraham

Okay, there's nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she's far from a pro when it comes to everything else.


Pamela Anderson

5. Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson's sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core.


Octomom

6. Octomom

Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2x4, but so be it.


Hulk Hogan

7. Hulk Hogan

The Hulk Hogan sex tape with Heather Clem supposedly left him feeling betrayed. He felt incredibly exposed ... literally and otherwise.


Tila Tequila

8. Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila was uncorked on video. And also sort of uncomfortable to look at.


Tami Erin

9. Tami Erin

Tami Erin put the schlong in Pippi Longstocking. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Whatever.


Leighton Meester

10. Leighton Meester

An old Leighton Meester sex tape rocked the web a few years back. She has talented feet.


Mindy McCready

11. Mindy McCready

Mindy McCready's sex tape was called Baseball Mistress because she had an affair with MLB star Roger Clemens, who was not on the sex tape at all. Some other dude hit it then. That's just funny.


Johnny Carson

12. Johnny Carson

Heeeeeere's Johnny's mono-LOG!


Joe Francis

13. Joe Francis

Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis was also a sex tape star in his own right, although he kept it from the public ... thank goodness.


Myla Sinanaj

14. Myla Sinanaj

Myla Sinanaj, the girl Kris Humphries dated after Kim Kardashian dumped him, billed herself as the anti-Kim K. Ironic, since she is kind of obsessed with Kim K.


John Edwards

15. John Edwards

A John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape actually existed, a fun (we guess) side note to the sad, shocking sex scandal that torpedoed his career.


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by Hilton Hater at

Ray J didn't just hit it first.

He continues to hit it again and again - figuratively speaking, that is - in an attempt to stay relevant.

In a parody for Joan Rivers' upcoming WE tv series (Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Check out stills from the unnamed video here:

Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Pics
Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.
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Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

2. Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

Here's something you can never, ever unsee: Ray J and Joan Rivers... in bed!


Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

3. Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

Joan Rivers writhing and moaning in bed? This is something we hoped never to witness.


Joan Rivers and Ray J

4. Joan Rivers and Ray J

Ray J and Joan Rivers reflect on their sex tape in this photo from the latter's WEtv show.


A Sex Tape Selfie

5. A Sex Tape Selfie

This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed.


Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J?

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Farrah Abraham has pulled off an epic upset.

In a survey conducted by XCritic(dot)com and Vivid Entertainment, the former Teen Mom was voted Favorite Celebrity Sex Tape Star, receiving 24.5% of the vote and finishing ahead of  Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee (16.8%) and Kim Kardashian (15.6%).

It's safe to assume that a Kanye West and Kim Kardashian sex tape is therefore in the works. Because no way is Yeezus gonna accept anything less than the best from his fiancee, right?

  • Farrah Abraham for Vivid
  • Kim Kardashian, Tight Shirt

Other results from the poll include:

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Kris Jenner appeared this week on "In Bed with Joan," talking to host Joan Rivers about a number of topics related to her family, most notably the time Kim Kardashian got into bed with Ray J.

Yes, Jenner addressed the Kim Kardashian sex tape and admitted she was behind the whole thing!

HA! Just kidding.

Kris claims she "cried myself to sleep" over the video that propelled her daughter to fame, adding nonsensically: "I literally fell apart."

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Anything Kim Kardashian can do, Myla Sinanaj thinks she can do better.

First, there was Kris Humphries, who Myla dated not long after he split from the reality star.

Now, there the Myla Sinanaj sex tape, which this aspiring celebrity freely admits she filmed at Vivid studios and which features her banging a Humphries lookalike.

It also features her actually watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape, according to TMZ, which has screened the naked footage.

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First, she slept with Kim Kardashian's man.

Now, she wants Kim Kardashian's career.

Myla Sinanaj - the woman who slept with Kris Humphries soon after he split with his wife of 72 days - has come right out and admitted to TMZ: She made a sex tape... and she's darn proud of it!

Myla Sinanaj Image

"I may not like Kim, but she was smart and she's sexy and I look a lot like her," Sinanaj told TMZ. "So why not make a tape and make millions and get a reality show?"

Why not indeed!

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Farrah Abraham is sick of the Kim Kardashian comparisons.

Despite seemingly trying to follow Kim K.'s roadmap to fame - reality show bigger boobs, sex tape, weight loss endorsement - she says she's a totally different person.

Nor would she want to emulate Kim's "choices" anyway.

  • Farrah Sex Tape Photo
  • Kim Kardashian and Ray J Photo

“I really don’t like to compare. We are different people in different situations,” Farrah told ET. “I also don’t agree with everything she’s done in her life."

"I hope to live my life a little bit differently."

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Earlier today, Ray J came out with the official "I Hit it First" video, the track that he swears is totally not dedicated to a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

It features this artist and a Kim look-alike frolicking bed, playing with each other and a video camera.

THG can't help but wonder: Why did Ray J waste time and money putting such a project together?

Why not just take the hilarious single and set it in the background of actual Kim Kardashian sex tape footage? You know, like this creative Internet user did:

The only question that remains, THGers: Which song should be played in the background of the upcoming Farrah Abraham sex tape?

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We suppose this makes sense.

To many men around the nation, Kim Kardashian pregnant makes them think of Kim Kardashian nude, which is terrific news for Vivid Entertainment:

The adult film company tells TMZ that sales of Kim K. Superstar have sky-rocketed since Kanye West broke the Kim Kardashian baby news on Sunday, asn-demand purchases of the video have increased by EIGHTY PERCENT this week.

For whatever reason, Vivid adds that sales of the sex tape with Ray J have been steadily rising ever since Kanye started dating Kim a few months ago.

Can you imagine what will happen once Kardashian actually has the child?!? Apparently being reminded in any way about Kim's vagina makes folks want to see it in action.

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Forget talk of an engagement to Kanye West.

A new Kim Kardashian rumor is making the far more interesting rounds: According to The Daily Star, another Kardashian/Ray J sex tape has hit the market!

This flick is also reportedly from 2003, with a source hilariously "it’s definitely Kim in the video. And it’s even raunchier than her last one. There are all kinds of eye-popping moments.”

Kim Kardashian Superstar: The Sequel is allegedly on the market for $30 million and the reality star is supposedly terrified it will leak.

Is this story likely bogus? Yes. But would you be surprised if it were not?

That's all we're saying.

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