June Shannon is the mother of six-year old Alana Thompson. She is the matriarch of the family at the center of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

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For some, it may be painful to actually watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

But the family behind this reality show experienced pain of a literal kind last night: they were involved in a car accident.

Reality TV Family

According to TMZ, Alana Thompson herself, Mama June, Pumpkin and Jessica were all passengers in a car driven by Sugar Bear.

They were waiting to turn left at a traffic light. And when it turned green, a man driving a truck ran his red light and hit the family's vehicle.

Family members were taken to the hospital, with Sugar Bear suffering a contusion on his back... Mama June also hurting her back... Honey Boo Boo getting a headache... and Pumpkin walking away with chest bruises.

The new season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo kicks off on January 16. We hope the family is feeling better by then.

UPDATE: Says June in a statement:

“As many of you have heard we were in a car accident last night. It was really scary for us, since it was the first time any of us had ever been in a wreck. We are definitely really sore today, but our top priority is to celebrate Pumpkin’s birthday. She turned 14 today and no matter how sore we feel we are going to go out and celebrate. As always we want to thank everyone for their support and well wishes.”

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Miley Cyrus is obsessed.

With Twerking? No. Well, maybe. With wearing a dress made out of money? No, hopefully that was a one-time fashion mistake.

Instead, the singer has made it clear on Twitter that she can't get enough of June Shannon and her nausea-inducing reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

How do we know? Because Miley posted the following photo online yesterday, along with the caption "I'm obsessed."

Miley Cyrus and June Shannon

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo returns tomorrow night with a new episode. We know at least one person who will be tuning in for it.

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Honey Boo Boo's Sugar Bear and Mama June are husband and wife.

Well, maybe. They won't say if they've actually gotten married or just committed to each other. In any case ... there was a big wedding-type thing!

Mama June and Sugar Bear

There were vows, a cake, a camo gown and tons of family and friends present to honor Mama June (June Shannon, 33) and Sugar Bear (Mike Thompson, 41).

Honey Boo Boo herself (Alana Thompson, 7) and big sisters Pumpkin, Chickadee and Chubbs all joined the duo in their Georgia backyard for a ceremony.

A rowdy Cinco de Mayo BBQ followed.

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She's shed 100 pounds in just a few months, so does this mean June Shannon is in dancing shape?

ABC reportedly hopes so.

June Shannon and Daughter

With that network announcing the new cast of Dancing with the Stars on February 26, rumors are circulating that the woman responsible for Honey Boo Boo will be included among the latest slate of movers and shakers.

Also among those being considered by the series? Boxer Victor Ortiz; former Bachelorette Emily Maynard and reality TV show star Kourtney Kardashian.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. And there goes a few dozen rolls on June Shannon.

The patriarch of TLC's First Reality Show Family tells TMZ she has shed 100 pounds since her series began filming.

But she didn't suddenly start cooking with any healthy recipes or jump on any treadmills. She simply lived her life in front of the camera.

June Shannon on Anderson

"I haven't done any surgeries...no diet pills... never went to the gym," June says. "But with the show I've been more active. They have me running around and going different places... I guess it's paying off."

Is it ever! You tell us now, fellas, when it comes to a slimmed down June Shannon: Would you hit it?

 

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Man. You pull one drunken gorilla suit prank and this is the response you receive.

Tony Lindsey - better known as "Crazy Tony" on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - has been banned from that TLC series by June Shannon after he was arrested in November for playing in traffic (in a gorilla suit) along a Georgia highway.

Honey Boo Boo, Mom

Shannon tells TMZ that she loves Tony "as a friend," but that was "a crazy story" and she wants to keep her hit show "family oriented."

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Did you think it was over, THGers? Did you think you had seen the last of Alana Thompson and her family?

HA! Think again.

The seven-year old beauty pageant champion and her quirky clan will be featured this Sunday in a special Halloween episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

To get viewers in the mood, TLC has released the following clip from the installment, in which June Shannon expresses her disdain for mayonnaise. Her EXTREME disdain for mayonnaise.

It's akin to how many folks feel about this strange woman and her children. Watch now:

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Honey Boo Boo cannot vote. It's unclear if she can even spell the word "vote."

But the seven-year old TLC star appeared alongside her mother on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and told the host she is endorsing President Barack Obama.

Her reasoning? Mitt Romney has said his favorite reality TV series trainwreck is Snooki.

Other topics included in the interview, the first part of which is posted above and the second below: couponing, nicknames and the mystery of June's baby daddies.

Just kidding about the final item...

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June Shannon can't take a joke, not when it comes to her loved ones.

Appearing on TMZ Live yesterday, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch was asked about the way in which South Park mocked her family earlier this month.

And she at first tried to take the high road, telling the site:  "Being a big person, I didn't take offense ... that show is just not a show that I would want to be on in the first place."

But pressed about a storyline that focused on seven-year old Alana Thompson receiving a heart transplant from a pig because she ate too much junk food, Shannon replied:

"It was kinda trashy."

She's talking about South Park, just to be clear. Not Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. We understand the confusion.

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Forget signs of the Apocalypse. We're may be inching nearer the Mom-pocalypse.

A month after reports claimed Kris Jenner looked down on June Shannon and the entire Honey Boo Boo family, a source says the Kardashian matriarch now wants to get into business with the mother of four.

June Shannon on TLC

"The Thompsons don’t really have any professional representation outside of TLC," Star Magazine claims this week. "And Kris thinks she can get them some serious endorsements and more money from the network. They’re getting a fraction of what Kate Gosselin got.”

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been picked up for additional episodes, although it's unclear just what kind of raise June and company received.

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