Jennifer Lawrence REALLY Hates Donald Trump!
As Donald Trump's schoolyard bully with a red panda-pelt toupee schtick begins to wear thin, his support is waning, and former celebrities in particular are eager to distance themselves from the Donald's formerly huuuuuuge campaign.
Yesterday, Tom Brady spoke out on Trump, clarifying that he was totally just kidding, you guys, when he announced his support for the candidate. (It was the kind of scrambling Brady rarely has to do on the field.)
Tom Brady: I Don't REALLY Support Donald Trump! We're Just Bros!
It was a strange offseason for the cannon-armed, football-playing cyborg known as Tom Brady.
In addition to dealing with the Deflategate scandal, Brady found his personal life all over the tabloids for a number of bizarre reasons.
Bristol Palin Defends Kim Davis, Sounds Stupid
By now, you're probably familiar with the story of Kim Davis, but in case you've been avoiding all media for fear of being traumatized by witnessing Donald Trump's inevitable coronary event, allow us to fill you in:
Hillary Clinton Wants to See Lenny Kravitz's Penis
John Boehner to Resign From Congress
Speaker of the House John Boehner announced moments ago that he intends to step down from his position and retire from Congress at the end of October.
Kanye West: Ben Carson Won't Talk to Me!
He may have all the stage presence of a can of Spam and the same bigoted views on Muslims as your drunk uncle, but it seems Ben Carson has been making some undeniably smart decisions during his presidential campaign.
For example, he refuses to have anything to do with Kanye West. We know this because Kanye West said so.