As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan occasionally enjoys stepping out on the town. You know - dining with friends, patronizing the local theater, rippin' huge rails of blow...the usual.
Yes, Lohan loves cocaine the way Taylor Swift loves cats, so it should come as no surprise that Lindsay has actually taken to endorsing political candidates who are best known for smuggling tons - literally tons - of cocaine.
"I support @aecioNeves for presidential candidature," Lindsay tweeted yesterday. "His platform brings positive changes in Brazil."
There are so many funny things about this tweet, we literally don't know where to begin.
For starters, there's the fact that Lindsay obviously didn't write it herself, because she used the word "candidature," and she probably couldn't find Brazil on a map of Brazil. Then there's the guy she endorsed: