The Donald. Deplorable Don. Donnie Darko. Chester Cheater. Littlefinger. Steaming Trump.

Whatever you call him - Donald Trump is a man you do not want to leave around your wife, girlfriend, daughter, de-clawed cat, or hole that someone put in your drywall with the end of a pool cue.

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It's possible that at several points during this election, you felt compelled to grab your sledgehammer, chainsaw of pickax (we're assuming your tool shed looks like that of a serial killer's) and destroy something valuable.

Unfortunately, flatscreens are super expensive and your neighbor is totally anal about his windshield.

Posted in: Donald Trump

It's been a tough election season for voters of an evangelical stripe.

Usually, the GOP serves up some Corinthians-quoting loaf of sentient Wonder Bread to ensure the support of non-millionaires who are kept up nights by the thought of married gay couples barging into their homes, confiscating their guns, and using the weapons to force pregnant women into abortion clinics.

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