Nick Carter
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No, he's not shacking up with Brad Pitt.

Or adopting little Asian cuties like Pax Thien.

Nick Carter is channeling Jolie by using his star power to help save the world... or at least do good something nice for it. As United Nations Special Ambassador.

Carter talked to Us Weekly about his decision:

"People like Bono, Angelina Jolie, and Nicole Kidman have inspired me to put my celebrity to good use. I have the advantage of reaching multiple generations to make a difference."

The one-time Backstreet Boys star will represent the United Nations Environment Programme, the Convention on Migratory Species, and the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society for their "Year of the Dolphin" campaign, designed to raise awareness of threats to the survival of dolphins in the wild.

And should you think the position is purely ceremonial and a PR stunt, the older brother of Aaron Carter has words for you.

"I am really excited, but also a little nervous about the responsibility... it is an actual job. There are responsibilities and commitments that I must make to be the voice of dolphins, whales and conservation issues, and the expectations are quite large."

Angelina Jolie would indeed be proud. Especially after seeing this picture of Nick Carter with a cute inflatable dolphin.

We think Nick will have no problem with the new venture. After all, he's clearly already smart enough to know that if there's anything the ladies love more than the Backstreet Boys, it's dolphins and do-gooders who try to protect them.

Yes, even do-gooders those who hang with Paris Hilton and have lame feuds with Jack Osbourne.

This could get ugly - and not just because Jack Osbourne is involved.

But the son of Ozzie and Sharon should have expected retribution when he dared to go criticize Aaron Carter for "pretending to be black" in the reality show, House of Carters.

Now, Aaron has shot back. In response to Osbourne saying he could"kick the s**t out of" him, Carter said:

"He's welcome to try to kick the s**t out of me any time he likes. I normally love Brits, but this guy's brain-dead. He comes across as the biggest brat of them all on his show."

But Aaron does love British people, Pete Doherty, so you can relax now. And maybe peddle some clothing his way.

Meanwhile, Nick Carter weighed in on his brother's feud:

"What Jack Osbourne knows about talent would barely fit on a postage stamp."

As an aside, he added that what he knows about Ashlee Simpson would barely fit on the wall of any men's room. But that hasn't stopped him from trying to write it.

Sometimes, here at The Hollywood Gossip, we need to make stories seem a bit more interesting. You know, throw in jokes or tangents every now and then to enterain our readers.

Other times, however, the blogs write themselves. This is often the case when it comes to Paris Hilton. She's just that slutty, spoiled, insane humorous.

The latest on everyone's least favorite hotel heiress comes from former boyfriend, Nick Carter. The Backstreet Boy She claims Paris relied heavily on drugs and alcohol to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.

Let's listen to him tell it:

I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.

If she was going overseas she'd cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.

So, to review: Paris Hilton was often too drugged out to have sex and snuck drugs on board airplanes in a stuffed animal. This is coming from the same guy that says he slept with Ashlee Simpson when Paris was away. Seems like a reputable source to us.

He's also recently been involved, along with his brother, Aaron Cater, with WWE events. Yes, that's staged professional wrestlings.

Nevertheless, a random accusation from a bitter ex is all we need to believe that Paris is an impotent lover and druggie. Feels nice just saying that.

Looks like Kevin Federline isn't the only talentless excuse for a musician to have mingled with wrestlers this weekend.

At the recent WWE taping, a pair of blonde brothers may not have been body-slammed inside the ring, but they still showed up and sucked like only they can.

We speak, naturally, of Aaron Carter and Nick Carter.

There's no word on whether or not Aaron asked some fan to marry him and then canceled the engagement, as he tends to do; or whether Nick made up more stories about Ashlee Simpson.

But there is visual evidence of Aaron being carried away by a seven foot tall giant named The Big Show. It's right here, in fact:

It's been like a whole day since we talked about the sex life of Nick Carter. Sorry about that.

The latest twist is that Ashlee Simpson insists the former Backstreet Boy is lying about his bedding of her. And if you can't believe Ashlee - and her obvious lack of plastic surgery - who can you believe, people?

The story is pretty basic: Carter star recently told Page Six that - after he found out Paris Hilton cheated on him with actor, Chad Michael Murray - he went after some Simpson tail as a final act of revenge.

Who wouldn't?

Ashlee didn't see it that way, though.

"No! That is so random. When I heard that, I was dying laughing," she said.

Hmmm ... this is the second Simpson sexual rebuttal in a week. Earlier, Jessica Simpson denied a statement by Bam Margera that he had a private affair with the singer.

Crazy Joe Simpson must be concerned. Or psyched. After all, publicity about your daughters being skanks is stilll publicity.

We know you were yearning to hear more about the sex life of Nick Carter. Especially when it involves juicy details such as this.

According to the reality show pimp and lame singer man himself, when Carter learned that Paris Hilton was cheating on him with Sophia Bush's fiancé, Chad Michael Murray, he reciprocated with a new bedmate.

He waited until his then-girlfriend jetted off to Australia and then hooked up with Ashlee Simpson.

"I'd fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, 'Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,' and I got a little upset," Carter said. "So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again.

The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it."

Nick doesn't seem too remorseful. Or talented.

"So I brought it up to her and said, 'You know what I did, and now it's your turn. Why don't you tell me what you did.' And she goes, 'I never did anything! I never cheated on you.' I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then before you know it, f--king b-tch-face comes back."

Ah yes, the pet name all of Paris' boyfriends refer to her as. Somewhere, Stavros Niarchos is smiling.

The former Backstreet Boys member told the New York Post he has no regrets, but still has a bitter taste in his mouth over how much Paris Hilton sucks.

"I got so burnt over that whole Paris [bleep] with all this swinging and switching. Whatever happened to morals and values?"

Good question, Nick. Maybe you and brother, Aaron Carter, can tell us on your new reality show, House of Carters.

We're gonna build the suspense just a tiny bit longer.

First, we'll say that Nick Carter opened up about his sex life on the Howard Stern Radio Show this week (no, not the Howard Stern that married Anna Nicole Smith).

And why will he never forget the first girl got it on with? Because she grew up to become the infamous Florida teacher who bedded a 13-year-old student!

Indeed, the former member of The Backstreet Boys said he dated Debbie LeFave, 23, for 18 months when they were classmates, ending things with her when he learned from pals "she had cheated on me with a girl."

He kept quiet when the scandal broke because, "my publicist is like, stay as far away from that [bleep] as you can."

Probably good advice. Meanwhile, Carter also discussed his sex sessions with Paris Hilton.

"In the very beginning, you know, she was literally cleaning my carpet in my apartment ... trying to act all domesticated," he said. "And then, before you know it, a month or two goes by and it's back to the old nose up in the air and who are you?"

Of all the women he's slept with, Hilton wasn't atop the list - which is strange because she's on top of most guys. Zing!

LeFave was "probably No. 1. But maybe that's just because it was my first. Actually a lot of the girls I've just had the best sex with or best anything with have been just normal girls."

As opposed to abnormal girls. Like Brooke Hogan.

Nick is babbling away now to promote his new show E! show, House of Carters, in which his life is chronicled alongside brother, Aaron Carter. We can't wait!

We don't care if Nick and Aaron Carter are only making headlines now to hype up their reality show, House of Carters.

We'll take any chance we can get to publish Paris Hilton bashing.

Back in July 2004, Nick wasn't in the spotlight due to the latest hit from his group, The Backstreet Boys. Instead, accusations flew that he had abused Hilton during the couple's relationship.

Two years later, the 26-year-old singer is finally ready to talk about his rocky romance with Paris - and just as his reality show is starting. Amazing timing!

"I thought the fact that she had money and was famous meant I wouldn'have to worry about somebody using me," he says. "I thought that. Wrong. I kind of fell head over heels for this girl. And I probably shouldn't have."

As time went on, each side figured this whole monogomous thing was dated. Paris snuggled up with House of Wax co-star, Chad Michael Murray. Naturally, Nick had to snag some action himself to keep up.

We're just gonna assume, like any warm-blooded male, that he had Lindsay Lohan on speed dial for such an occasion.

Carter, of course, denies any allegations of abuse and even Hilton haters at The Gossip wouldn't advocate physically hurting this female. We'd just force her to watch a Dustin Diamond sex tape on continuous loop.

Yech.