Celebrity Fashion Gossip

We never thought we'd see the day, but of all the Snooki pictures we've seen, this is one we can actually say does not make her look trashy or ridiculous!

Rather, she just looks pulled together and maybe - maybe! - even attractive. We don't want to push our luck, but the proof is in the Jersey Shore pudding.

Us Weekly celebrity fashion director Sasha Charnin Morrison and Inside Edition recently paired up to dress Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi down, and they succeeded.

The final result: a glam, pulled together pony tail, low-key makeup and a tasteful shift dress. She didn't really take well to it, but we think that's a plus.

"I feel like my grandmother!" whines Snooki, half-seriously. "I wouldn't be caught dead in this outfit. If I had to go to court, I'd wear this. That's about it."

Snooki cleans up nice. Who knew?

No doubt Emilio Antonio prefers Snooks in her traditional attire - absurd hair poof, far too revealing dress, no underwear - but he'll have to settle for classy this once.

She's a global icon that has starred in a hit movie and TV show, while releasing platinum albums and posing for a number of magazine photo shoots.

In other words: Miley Cyrus is quite well-off. You'd think she'd be able to afford a pair of non-ripped jeans.

But for whatever reason, the singer strolled through Los Angeles over the weekend in an outfit that a homeless person might wear. A homeless person that had been on the street for a very long time, that is.

Seriously. These pants have been ripped more often than Miley on this website...

We guess this look is somehow "in" these days, as weird fashion is often interpreted as forward-thinking and creative. We say: it's just weird.

What do you say? Miley's jeans are...

Because we know fans can't wait another moment to view the Kardashian's upkoming bebe klothing line, People has been kind enough to give us a sneak peek at what's about to hit stores.

“This collection is sexy but youthful. It represents my personality,” Kim told the magazine, leaving out the part of her personality that loves attention and getting penetrated by boyfriends on video.

She's wearing an example from it below. Would you buy this dress?

Even though each sibling is intent on shrinking to the weight of a skeleton, via Quicktrim, Khloe Kardashian says the line was created with all shapes and sizes in mind.

“My sisters and I all have different body types so it was important to us to take into consideration that most women in America aren’t built the same either. We wanted to be a part of something that we could and would actually wear."

The collection goes on sale February 11. Will you be lining up to purchase items from it?

Sorry, we had to. Each of these outfits (and plenty we've left out) would be worthy of its own article, but we've compiled some of our favorite Lady Gaga pictures from the past six months. Talk about fashion equaling performance art!

What will she wear next? Will she ever release a song that doesn't hit #1? Is she a hermaphrodite? Who knows. There are only two things we know for sure:

1. This is only an abridged gallery.
2. If last weekend's Grammys and other recent concerts are any indication, the next six months are going to produce an even better gallery than this!

When two gorgeous gals with drastically different body types square off in a style showdown of fabulous frocks, there's absolutely no telling who will prevail!

Well, until you tell us!

Gossip Girl actress Blake Lively showed off her supermodel-long legs in a peplum Victoria Beckham frock last year in N.Y.C. She's always a fashion favorite.

Meanwhile, Jennifer Hudson got major style points at the Grammys in the structured black dress last weekend. Beauty. Who looked better? Vote below!

Who looked better in their respective ensemble?

Pamela Anderson hosted a launch party for her A*Muse fashion line in Miami yesterday. The number of people that showed up for it? 20.

We're pretty sure The Situation has more abdominal muscles than that.

It's unclear what kept everyone away. After all, who wouldn't wanna purchase clothing from someone that dresses like this?

Pamela Anderson's breasts were bigger than the size of the crowd at her fashion show this week. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Pamela's poor showing is unlikely to keep her in the United States.

Earlier this week, her agent told Great Britain's The Sun that the busty actress "loves it in England and is looking at buying two houses, one in London and one by the sea. She has a real affection for the place."

A couple years ago, we'd have been sad to see Anderson go. But now we have Jessica Simpson to take her place as an air-headed, large-breasted former A-lister with equal disregard for public decorum.

Cute girls. Computerized couture. What's not to love?

Gossip Girl co-stars Leighton Meester and Jessica Szohr, along with Dear John actress Amanda Seyfried, all rocked some fabulous, futuristic frocks lately.

Who do you think looked best in hers? Can either young lady from the Gossip Girl contingent top the Big Love and movie star? Vote below and tell us!

Who wore this pattern best?

Kim Kardashian really needs to get a life. Or at least a baby.

Granted, she'll parade that poor child to every publicity op she can found, just like sister Kourtney, but at least she'll be doing something with her life.

The alternative - while one sister is off profiting from her marriage and the other from her child - appears to be for Kim to sit back and Tweet pictures of herself in a bikini. Or critique fellow celebrities on the red carpet.

Based on ridiculous outfits such as this, what makes Kim Kardashian qualified to judge others?

That's what Kardashian has taken to her blog to do, as she posted the following Grammy Award opinions yesterday:

Beyonce: 100 percent my pick for best dressed of the night. This Stephane Rolland dress is so gorgeous and her eye makeup works perfectly with the Egyptian feel. I also love the side part in her hair and the subtle glitter highlights. She always looks flawless and I love that she flaunts her curves!

Miley: Miley's Herve Leger dress was totally cute and age-appropriate. Some teens try to take themselves too seriously, and I love that Miley just has fun with her fashion and always stays true to her individual style.

Taylor Swift: Love this Kaufman Franco dress on Taylor! This is a hard dress to pull off because the sparkly fabric accentuates every curve, but she is tall and has a really slender frame so it works. Plus she wouldn't be Taylor Swift without her glitter, right? Doesn't she always look so classy!?

Sure, THG posted a series of fashion face-offs yesterday, too. But here's the difference between our staff and Kim: We know we have no life!

Taylor Swift and Beyonce dominated the awards; Lady Gaga and Pink ruled the stage; and celebrities from every industry walked the red carpet of last night's Grammy Awards.

We've already recapped the night in fashion via a series of face-offs. For example, the following stars battled one another in front of photographers, fans and our loyal readers:

• Beyonce vs. Fergie
• Heidi Klum vs. Ke$ha
• Rihanna vs. Carrie Underwood
• Katy Perry vs. Britney Spears
• Usher vs. The Situation
• Miley Cyrus vs. Lea Michele
• Wycleff vs. will.i.am

Click on the links above and cast your vote today!

As for other major stars (i.e. Adam Lambert) and quasi celebs enjoying their 15 minutes in the spotlight (i.e. Larry Platt), they also showed up at the event.

Check out the best of the rest of the night below and sound off about the ceremony's fashionable winners and losers...

Wyclef Jean of the Fugees fame and the Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am can never be described as conventional - both in terms of their music and respective fashion sense.

Back in the spotlight lately as he pushes relief efforts in his native Haiti, Wyclef wore a black suit with thick pinstripes to last night's Grammys. Thumbs up from us.

Meanwhile, will.i.am and his bandmates delivered a kick-ass performance, but while Fergie's dress was a huge hit last night, her band mate's camo suit? Not so sure.

But you tell us in the poll below. Can will.i.am's alternative effort top Wyclef's more traditional ensemble? It would be an upset, but it's for you style critics to decide.

Vote in our celebrity fashion survey and decide the winner:

Whose Grammy style wins in your book?