We're kidding, of course. Jessica is not really suicidal.
Just the same, after reading this article, Papa Joe Simpson might want to take away her belts and shoelaces just to be extra cautious. It could get ugly.
If being needy and clingy and having a coyote devour her dog weren't bad enough, Jessica Simpson's ex-husband is back together with his ex-girlfriend.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have been taking their PDA parade nationwide lately, hooking up in L.A., NYC and for the last three nights, Las Vegas!
On Saturday night, the two checked out singer Matt Goss' new show at the Palms Casino Resort, where Kim Kardashian even sang and danced on stage.
Nick and 'Nessa: Hottest couple ever? Quite possibly?
Not about to call it an early night, Nick and Vanessa were later seen partying and dancing until the wee hours with Wilmer Valderrama at nightclub LAX.
On Sunday, they watched the New York Giants battle with the Dallas Cowboys (they of Jessica's other ex Tony Romo) at First Food & Bar in the Palazzo.
They obviously liked First Food & Bar. They returned last night to watch Monday Night Football and dine on Grandma's Pizza and ice cream sandwiches.
Wow, back-to-back nights at a sports bar? Vanessa Minnillo sounds like the coolest, most laid-back chick ever. Quite a contrast from pathetic Jessica.
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September 23rd, 2009 1:08 PM
Oops. Nick's a nice guy, but he's not aging well. Brother Drew is doing a lot better in that department, lucky for him. Whatever. Who cares what N and M do with their life. Neither one is contributing anything to society or even entertainment anymore.
September 24th, 2009 4:43 PM
Nick,
She is playing you! and will untill jessica moves on. she cannot stand the fact that jessica is not with tony and she worries the two of you might find your way back together!!Thats the reason she suddenly has taken this huge interest in you again!!! Thats what girls like her do!She has it made vacations not having to work she is not living in the real world!! Wake up !! You will fade into the backgrown!! You and Jess should do something together if you want to make a come back!!whats up with your website I guess drew has taken down your comment section down other people have complained about it too !! Lea gave him a second chance why can't you give Jess one don't wait forever you should think about it !!! Jess needs you she is lonely and now her dog you gave her is gone !! At least be a friend to her if you wait too long I promise you that you will regret it!! Time is not forever!!Just think about it and take a long look at vanessa and her track record she will ruin you !!!And then move on !!! The bar scene has got to be getting old !!!
October 26th, 2009 7:43 PM
This stupid gossip column is bull crap. you people must be really bored. why do you keep having to put jessica down fuck leave her alone. all you are is rude. LETS SEE HOW ANYONE ELSE WOULD LOOK UNDER A MISREAD MICROSCOPE