Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Continue PDA Parade; Jessica Simpson Possibly Suicidal

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We're kidding, of course. Jessica is not really suicidal.

Just the same, after reading this article, Papa Joe Simpson might want to take away her belts and shoelaces just to be extra cautious. It could get ugly.

Jessica and Her Bitch

If being needy and clingy and having a coyote devour her dog weren't bad enough, Jessica Simpson's ex-husband is back together with his ex-girlfriend.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have been taking their PDA parade nationwide lately, hooking up in L.A., NYC and for the last three nights, Las Vegas!

On Saturday night, the two checked out singer Matt Goss' new show at the Palms Casino Resort, where Kim Kardashian even sang and danced on stage.

Nick and 'Nessa: Hottest couple ever? Quite possibly?

Not about to call it an early night, Nick and Vanessa were later seen partying and dancing until the wee hours with Wilmer Valderrama at nightclub LAX.

On Sunday, they watched the New York Giants battle with the Dallas Cowboys (they of Jessica's other ex Tony Romo) at First Food & Bar in the Palazzo.

They obviously liked First Food & Bar. They returned last night to watch Monday Night Football and dine on Grandma's Pizza and ice cream sandwiches.

Wow, back-to-back nights at a sports bar? Vanessa Minnillo sounds like the coolest, most laid-back chick ever. Quite a contrast from pathetic Jessica.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson