Who does Jessica Simpson think she is, Jennifer Aniston?
Just when you thought Jen had the sad, lonely and pathetic title wrapped up, Jessica is making a quality run at the crown so far this year. Wow, things have gone from bad to worse for the alleged singer and actress, starting in January ...
Attempting to embark on a country music career for some reason, Jessica was "sad and hurt" after fat photos of her at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., surfaced. Fat or not, those mom jeans are freaking atrocious.
A month later, Jessica "performed" on Good Morning America and hit a "technical snag." The next week, she forgot her own lyrics during what will forever be known as the meltdown in Grand Rapids. Well, to our staff members at least.
Jessica signs on to do The Price of Beauty, a show that no one intends to watch, if it even airs features her traveling the world to examine what women do to feel pretty. Snooze. She should start with a series on her own lip injections.
The night before her 29th birthday in July, Tony Romo dumped her, a heartbreaking move compounded by the fact that he's now dating Candice Crawford, which supposedly prompted her to seek out this douchebag for comfort. Sad.
Despite all of that, she at least had her beloved maltipoo, Daisy. Well, she did until this past week, when the pup was snatched by a coyote before her eyes. She held out hope that Daisy wasn't devoured, but finally accepted her fate.
Keep your pets leashed on walks, people.
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13 Comments
September 19th, 2009 7:59 PM
Wow. I totally get poking fun at people, and I know this is a gossip website, but this is just uncalled for MEAN. We all go through things like this. Who in the world hasn't gone through trials like this? Breakups, losing pets, or not succeeding as well as others in a job? You're just picking someone apart and just plain being mean... no reason for it. You could look at any person's life, pick out all the bad/sad things that happened and make them seem pitiful, but WHY would you do something so childish? I honestly don't understand that. I honestly feel sorry for the people who run this site. Do you really feel the need to something as pathetic as this? You're calling someone else pathetic, yet look what YOU are doing. Ha, ridiculous.
September 19th, 2009 9:57 PM
Maybe it's time to give Jessica a break. Or do you alleged "writers" enjoy kicking somebody when they're down?
September 19th, 2009 10:04 PM
I agree with Hayley...this post is a bit much. I really can't stand Jessica, but there's no need to bring up fat photos and meltdowns that are OLD NEWS. She probably should have had her dog on a leash, but let's not kick a girl when she's down. She just lost a pet. Can we leave the "pathetic" posts to people like the Pratts or Kanye West?
September 19th, 2009 11:48 PM
Are you kidding with this entry? I agree with the other comments. You could do this to anyone if you decided to pick them apart. I agree that these type of things happen to everyone. Many people w/small dogs walk them w/o a leash, everyone goes through breakups, and EVERYONE has looked fat in a photo or gained a couple pounds at some point in their life. What in the WORLD is wrong with you people? You literally felt the need to be mean to someone this badly? TALK ABOUT PATHETIC! There is NO way you are anything other than insecure with a low self-esteem. Grow up.
September 19th, 2009 11:53 PM
Is there really a need to be that evil towards someone who has done nothing to you? Over the line.
September 20th, 2009 12:58 PM
Jennifer A. and Jessica S.-BOTH are SAD, LONELY and PATHETIC in their own ways! BOTH are definitely DESPERATE! They BOTH need to get OVER themselves, STOP seeking attention, and GO AWAY!!
September 20th, 2009 9:32 PM
i would feel sorry for her if she didnt play dirty,she played nick like a fool,she cheated on him like a whore and then she ripped him off from money she owed him after the divorce,she is rude to people she doesnt like and tries to embarass them on radio..she has claws of an eagle she's all nice and pretty(used to be anyway) on the outside but in the inside she can be deceiving...sick...karma came back for revenge its latest victim = jessica simpson!
September 20th, 2009 10:53 PM
Sorry, not funny. Daisy was an adorable pooch who was very well loved by Jessica and who died a horrible death. Only funny if you are a sicko, truly. Really a nasty piece and I think I'll dump this site if I find something like this again.
September 21st, 2009 11:25 AM
This was really funny! The comments defending Jessica Simpson are all Joe Simpson, and who cares if he "dumps this site if he finds something like this again". I'll be back...you guys are hilarious. Thanks for telling it like it is about this no-talent, tubby, dog neglecting,brain dead loser, Jessica Simpson.
September 21st, 2009 11:52 AM
I'm done being bitchy to Jessica. She had too much fame, too fast and it really messed her up. She lost touch with her foundation.
No one should lose a beloved pet that way - I'm heartsick at what happened. I can't have kids and my furry friends have helped so much. I hope Jessica gets on a good path, and that she knows a lot of us are really sad and sorry for the loss of Daisy. Who knows if a leash could have saved her?! Coyotes are fast and they can be scary. My condolences. And you guys? Lay off of her. At least on this.