Jessica Simpson: The New Queen of Pathetic

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Who does Jessica Simpson think she is, Jennifer Aniston?

Just when you thought Jen had the sad, lonely and pathetic title wrapped up, Jessica is making a quality run at the crown so far this year. Wow, things have gone from bad to worse for the alleged singer and actress, starting in January ...

Packin' on Pounds

Attempting to embark on a country music career for some reason, Jessica was "sad and hurt" after fat photos of her at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., surfaced. Fat or not, those mom jeans are freaking atrocious.

A Touching Moment

A month later, Jessica "performed" on Good Morning America and hit a "technical snag." The next week, she forgot her own lyrics during what will forever be known as the meltdown in Grand Rapids. Well, to our staff members at least.

And One More Thing ...

Jessica signs on to do The Price of Beauty, a show that no one intends to watch, if it even airs features her traveling the world to examine what women do to feel pretty. Snooze. She should start with a series on her own lip injections.

Tony Romo and Jessica Pic

The night before her 29th birthday in July, Tony Romo dumped her, a heartbreaking move compounded by the fact that he's now dating Candice Crawford, which supposedly prompted her to seek out this douchebag for comfort. Sad.

Despite all of that, she at least had her beloved maltipoo, Daisy. Well, she did until this past week, when the pup was snatched by a coyote before her eyes. She held out hope that Daisy wasn't devoured, but finally accepted her fate.

Keep your pets leashed on walks, people.

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This is so funny. And Terminator made me laugh so hard with his comments. It really does seem that karma is really biting Jess hard in the ass. But that is so devestating that the dog that Nick gave her which was so adorable was taken from her before her eyes. Just terrible.

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THIS WHOLE SUBJECT IS A JOKE. I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY TO POKE FUN ABOUT THE DOG. NOW AS FAR AS JESSICA, HOW MANY YEARS ARE WE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT HER NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP A MAN? THIS IS GETTING TO BE BAD AS THE JOHN AND KATE DRAMA... JESSICA NEEDS TO LEAVE HER DADDY OUT ..

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This was awesome! The only thing you forgot to add to her list of failures was getting dumped by Columbia Nashville, making it official...nobody wants to hear her sing in any genre. Soon you'll be able to add that reality show nobody will watch. As far as the dog goes, she's probably happy somebody is talking about for a reason other than being a fat, stupid, failure.

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I'm done being bitchy to Jessica. She had too much fame, too fast and it really messed her up. She lost touch with her foundation. No one should lose a beloved pet that way - I'm heartsick at what happened. I can't have kids and my furry friends have helped so much. I hope Jessica gets on a good path, and that she knows a lot of us are really sad and sorry for the loss of Daisy. Who knows if a leash could have saved her?! Coyotes are fast and they can be scary. My condolences. And you guys? Lay off of her. At least on this.

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This was really funny! The comments defending Jessica Simpson are all Joe Simpson, and who cares if he "dumps this site if he finds something like this again". I'll be back...you guys are hilarious. Thanks for telling it like it is about this no-talent, tubby, dog neglecting,brain dead loser, Jessica Simpson.

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Sorry, not funny. Daisy was an adorable pooch who was very well loved by Jessica and who died a horrible death. Only funny if you are a sicko, truly. Really a nasty piece and I think I'll dump this site if I find something like this again.

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i would feel sorry for her if she didnt play dirty,she played nick like a fool,she cheated on him like a whore and then she ripped him off from money she owed him after the divorce,she is rude to people she doesnt like and tries to embarass them on radio..she has claws of an eagle she's all nice and pretty(used to be anyway) on the outside but in the inside she can be deceiving...sick...karma came back for revenge its latest victim = jessica simpson!

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Jennifer A. and Jessica S.-BOTH are SAD, LONELY and PATHETIC in their own ways! BOTH are definitely DESPERATE! They BOTH need to get OVER themselves, STOP seeking attention, and GO AWAY!!

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Is there really a need to be that evil towards someone who has done nothing to you? Over the line.

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Are you kidding with this entry? I agree with the other comments. You could do this to anyone if you decided to pick them apart. I agree that these type of things happen to everyone. Many people w/small dogs walk them w/o a leash, everyone goes through breakups, and EVERYONE has looked fat in a photo or gained a couple pounds at some point in their life. What in the WORLD is wrong with you people? You literally felt the need to be mean to someone this badly? TALK ABOUT PATHETIC! There is NO way you are anything other than insecure with a low self-esteem. Grow up.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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