Jon Gosselin's girlfriend and alleged "soul mate" Hailey Glassman went under the knife for breast augmentation surgery on September 16, Star magazine reports.
Which basically means it didn't happen, but what are you gonna do.
"Hailey's been very self-conscious about her breasts," a supposed friend, who's apparently not a very good friend, told Star. "She didn't like the way they looked."
Hailey Glassman, 22, was seen walking out of Natural Images in Plastic Surgery in Nyack, N.Y. She was with her mom Lauren, and dad, Dr. Lawrence Glassman (who was Kate Gosselin's surgeon, but not involved in Hailey's non-operation).
Dr. Glassman performed a tummy tuck on Kate, back when Jon was still married to the grating harpy who birthed eight humans. Jon then began dating Hailey about 15 seconds after filing for divorce from Kate earlier this year.
Hailey Glassman before she (allegedly) got a boob job.
While we reiterate that this story is likely total crap, a Star reporter claims to have seen Hailey post-surgery, looking disoriented and walking very slowly.
No word on whether said reporter's name is Kate Major.
Jon Gosselin "fully supported her decision" to have the surgery, reports the celebrity gossip rag. Hey, you gotta back your soul mate up on these things.
Especially if your soul mate wants bigger boobs. Yee-haw!