We always knew Paris Hilton liked lying... down for Stavros Niarchos.
But, based on her interview with Larry King last night, it's evident the lawbreaking princess also likes lying about her past. For example, Hilton's response when King asked if she'd ever taken drugs?
No.
Hmmm, really Paris?
Aside from that little fib, the woman who asked for more sympathy than Lily Allen complaining about celebrity gossip actually admitted that there were perks to jail.
"It was nice to be away from all the flashes for a while," Paris said, referring to those annoying paparazzi that dare to follow her to Hyde and other Hollywood hot spots.
Paris Hilton started lying to Larry King before she even opened her mouth last night.
At least Hilton was able to give the public with profound pieces of advice, such as "don't serve the time; let the time serve you." Got that, soon-to-be-jailbird, Nicole Richie?
Then, there were these nuggets: Hilton said she spent time in jail reading the Bible - but she couldn't tell King a favorite passage; she doesn't think she's a criminal, despite that whole parole violation and prison sentence thing.
So in conclusion, Paris Hilton is back to being the drain on society we've come to know and loathe. But what kind of celebrity gossip world would we live in if this were not the case?
























June 28th, 2007 11:29 AM
Thank You for stating the truth. Paris Hilton is a waste of space.
My ultimate dream is to see Paris arrested again for DUI, (which should happen any day now) and go through this all again.
Of course all of her drones will be lining up to condemn the Justice system for profiling against socialites.
It amazes me that Americans tolerate such a useless human being while their young men are giving their lives in war.
July 2nd, 2007 2:15 PM
YOU ARE DISGRACE BECASE YOU KNOW THAT YOU STARTED Lindsay Lohan in to doing drugs and because kids look up to you so do parents and adluts do to so stop doing drugs so you won't kill your body when your older!!!!!!!!
August 28th, 2007 12:19 PM
Criminal past? wtf? Smoking a little pot at a party occasionnally is NOT the same as doing hard drugs - get over yourselves already.
Paris Hilton handled the interview quite well and now,, 2 months later, worldwide interest in PH is higher than ever. She is here to stay.
September 21st, 2007 9:53 AM
"Smoking a little pot is the same as doing hard drugs. "
My son was in juvenile drug court for marijuana use. When he was using "pot", he wasn't aware of what he was doing.
He allowed a kid he knows to use his car- who was also "using", the kid totalled his car.
This is just ONE episode that happened while he was using this substance.
So don't go into whats "hard" and not "hard" with drug use. If it alters the mind when used- your not even cognitive of your choices.
August 22nd, 2009 1:08 AM
paris hilton has absolutely received more attention than i ever thought she would...frankly she isn't even that pretty, and bless her heart she CANNOT act!...it is unbelievable what money will get you in this life, fame, fortune...whatever.even though money didn't really get her out of trouble, had that been me, i would still be in jail though. i have 2 daughter's that would make her look sick, like i said money will get you just about anything, but i think it's hilarious how she is trying to act so innocent...she never used drugs? PU-LEASE! who is she trying to convince...us or herself, and pot is a gateway drug...it is a drug itself, what does she consider drugs anyway...talk about being in denial...or is it the fact she just got caught doing what she was doing...what did she expect? the way she was out there partying hardy every night of the week, especially her being a "celebrity" in the eyes of some...never in my eyes was she anything, i just don't like her and she is sneaky and and i really agree with Lola, marijuana is just as hard on someone as just about anything else, it alters the mind and throws the judgement off, and opens the door for bigger things! and if jail had it's perks...lmao, then why did she cry like a baby to get out...and i'm sorry, i think it's gross that she claims to know the bible and couldn't even quote a scripture! we have all been in trouble and prayed for God to help us out, and maybe even promised him we would do this or that and then didn't, i think he knows at the time we meant well, even though we shouldn't do it, but to claim you are something you are not is inexcusable!