Paris Hilton is free from jail.
And now a leading source of celebrity news is going free from Paris Hilton for a week.
Us Weekly is making the insightful decision to avoid any and all references to Hilton in its upcoming issue. Of course, we doubt the following irony isn't lost on this Hollywood gossip publication:
By announcing on its own website that it wouldn't mention Paris Hilton in its next issue, Us Weekly is guaranteeing more publicity than ever for itself... regarding Paris Hilton.
It's rather brilliant, we admit it.
"When it came down to it, the staff and I felt what I believe a lot of people in America are feeling. Which is just enormous Paris fatigue,"Editor Janice Min told The Associated Press on Tuesday.
Is that really anything new, though, Janice? We felt Paris fatigue months ago when all we heard about was her and Stavros Niarchos...or James Blunt... or the pizza delivery man.
So who's gracing the cover of Us Weekly instead of Hilton this week? Suri Cruise, of course. No way people are tired of hearing about her.
In other celebrity news: The Hollywood Gossip is officially going Britney Spears free for the rest of this post. You're welcome.