We know she’s got some huge breasts.
Not to mention some hilariously big sunglasses.
But they may pale in comparison to the size of her bank account.
Victoria Beckham recently had a $500,000 closet installed for her clothes in the family’s enormous new California mansion. Hey, you gotta have ample storage space, people.
She not only gets to see David Beckham nude, she gets to spend his money. A lot a lot of money. And she’s got a fair amount of coin from her own days as one of them Spice Girls with Emma Bunton, Geri Haliwell, Melanie Brown and whoever the other one is.
Still, you wouldn’t believe what kind of stuff you might find in Victoria Beckham’s closet. And surprisingly, a submissive, mute Katie Holmes is not among them.
It supposedly features a leather floor, a crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a customized 360-degree “cat scan” of her outfit before she steps out.
Which is kind of a waste. We could tell Victoria Beckham every morning that she looks like a robot that should probably put on a bra – and at a fraction of the cost.
No wonder she and David get along so well with Tom Cruise. These are people with so much money to burn that they probably light cigars with $100 bills on their yachts. Well, so to speak. We all know Scientology forbids things such as cigars. Pure evil.
To think, her time in America has just begun. We can’t imagine what purchases are to come when Victoria Beckham starts getting a $50 million annual allowance.