Hmm. Josh Henderson had to see this coming.
A handsome actor he may be, but that doesn't put him in the same league as the legendary Greek God of Poontang, does it?
That's right, he's baaaaack.
Paris Hilton is making the most of her final days of freedom by rekindling the flame with on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again beau, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos.
Apparently unfazed by recent tongue-lashings dished out by Shanna Moakler and Candy Spelling (!), the future jailbird arrived at L.A. hotspot Teddy's around midnight on Saturday with a group of friends.
Paris spent the evening chatting and laughing with her girlfriends and appeared to be in a great mood, all things considered.
Unless Spencer Pratt can pull off a miracle, she's due to start her jail sentence no later than June 5).
When Stavros Niarchos arrived with a big posse of Euro friends at 12:45 a.m., he made a bee-line for Paris' table, where the heiress greeted him with a big hug and kiss.
So much for his MySpace statement that he's single.
The two spent most of the night together, laughing and cuddling and Paris leaned over and kissed him multiple times. She massaged his neck and ran her fingers through his hair.
He plays it cool, but regardless of whether he's been hookin' up with Hilary Duff, he does seem to have feelings for Paris, proving money can't make one smart.
Stav had his arm around her and was whispering in her ear, not really paying any attention to other girls, despite the fact that there were a number of ladies ogling him.
The couple took off together around 2:00 a.m. Oooh.
Hopefully, Paris Hilton gave him something to remember her by while she's on the inside. Wait for her, Stavros. Don't go tang it with Mary-Kate Olsen and/or Lindsay Lohan. Again.