Last week, the world learned the real, sinister reason Sean Spicer is still on Dancing With The Stars despite his abysmal dancing.
Fans and judges alike are frustrated that the season has been effectively rigged when other, talented dancers have gone home.
When it was first announced that Sean Spicer would be joining Dancing With the Stars for the show's 47,000th season, the news was met with consternation by Democrats and dance competition purists alike.
Though his tenure as White House press secretary was brief, Spicer made a lot of enemies, but also managed to endear himself to MAGA loyalists through his willingness to passionately spew unmitigated bullsh-t in defense of the Big Mac Fascist.
The first night of this season of Dancing With The Stars showed that Sean Spicer can't do anything right. That didn't change much on night two.
But that's not to say that there weren't some absolutely shocking twists -- most of them coming from the judges.
When the world learned on Thursday that Sarah Huckabee Sanders had been hired at Fox News, no one was particularly shocked.
After all, the Trump administration is basically the Saturday Night Live of conservative media -- sure the gig will force you to embarrass yourself from time to time, but there's a good chance the connections you make will lead to a career you can be proud of.
Sean Spicer may be known for telling lie after lie to the American people, but here is a truth that has now been confirmed by ABC:
The former White House Press Secretary will compete on Season 28 of Dancing with the Stars.
It looks like Dancing With The Stars might be about to get a whole lot ... Spicey-er.
We're not even a little sorry for phrasing it that way, because seriously, how else are we supposed to express our excitement -- because DWTS is actively courting Sean Spicer.
Apparently, hiding in the bushes is no longer enough for ol' Spicey.
Sean Spicer has resigned from the Trump Administration.
Steve Bannon is not the kind of guy you expect to engage in body-shaming.
For starters, he looks like if someone put a suit and tie on Keith Richards' liver and taught it words like "globalist" and "cuck."
