Rihanna

Go ahead, Rihanna. 

Take a bow.

The moment that Rihanna broke up with Hassan Jameel, he world collectively held its breath. We all knew that her worst ex would speak up.

Now, Chris Brown is again talking about "love," and everyone knows who it's about. It's like clockwork, if clocks belonged in prison.

Well, it's a sad day for two folks who probably don't experience many sad days.

But since most people would love to date a billionaire, and literally everyone would love to date Rihanna, for millions of singles all over the world, the dating pool just improved considerably.

Eminem has made a career out of pushing the envelope with provocative lyrics that test the limits of acceptable speech.

Fans have grown accustomed to this approach, and like other holdovers from the early 2000s such as Family Guy and South Park, the rapper has often been given a pass in situations where other artists would be forced to publicly apologize.

If you saw the hashtag "#RihannaIsPregnant" trending, you may have assumed that the pop legend had announced that she was expecting.

But as you probably already know, social media is a strange and complicated place, where things are often not quite as they seem.

Rihanna and Seth Meyers are our new favorite drinking buddies. 

During last night's boozy episode of Late Night With Seth Meyers, the singer joined the host for a nice afternoon of day drinking. 

It's been an interesting 24 hours for Rihanna.

On Wednesday night, Donald Trump liked a tweet about her, which might not seem all that strange -- until you consider that Trump is on Twitter constantly, and he's only ever liked 8 tweets.

Pets, family, the laughter of children, sandwiches whose names aren't preceded by "Mc" -- these are just a few items on the long list of things that are enjoyed by most people but only serve to deepen President Trump's signature scowl.

In fact, as much as he loves Twitter Donald has only "liked" eight tweets in the history of his time on the site.

It's been a while since we last checked in on Chris Brown, but if we were beginning to doubt that he's still the worst, Breezy's latest Instagram activity would be sufficient to convince us that he remains one of the douchiest human beings on the planet.

We probably don't need to remind you that Brown brutally beat Rihanna while the two of them were dating back in 2009.

The most baller thing you can do is start from the band and transform yourself into a global icon and a one-woman media empire.

The second most baller thing you can do is marry someone who's even richer, so that if you decide to leave all that sh-t behind, you'll still have multiple yachts to choose from.

Chris Brown has been publicly thirsting after Rihanna for a long time, now. But apparently, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

A new report says that the widely disliked rapper "lurks" on RiRi's social media.

Danielle Bregoli, or better known as the "cash me outside" girl, is moving on to bigger and better things - a $900,000 beauty deal to be exact. 

CopyCat Beauty officially announced Danielle as the new face of their company this week and she tells TMZ she "f**king hopes" the company takes off now that she is on board! 

Rihanna's own father is capitalizing off of her brand Fenty and now the two are taking their last name to court. 

The new lawsuit was made against her father, Ronald Fenty, for recently starting a talent development company called Fenty Entertainment in 2017.

It's no secret that Chris Brown still wants to bang Rihanna.

It's the most relatable thing about him, but her fans are understandably repulsed by the idea.

Will we ever get to experience a time in which Chris Brown isn't creepy and sketchy and awful?

It's not very likely, but man, it sure sounds nice.

Rihanna knows all too well that fame comes with its downsides -- like that horny stalker who broke into her house.

But it also has its upsides. As one of the most talented singers in the world, Rihanna was invited to do the Superbowl Halftime Show.

So many years have passed since Chris Brown savagely beat his then-girlfriend Rihanna that many people may have lost sight of the severity of his crimes.

Some might even be tempted to give the singer a pass under the impression that he's "learned his lesson" or "changed his ways."

Chris Brown is getting dragged to court by his ex because he's a deadbeat dad, to absolutely no one's surprise.

While Nia Guzman demands that he pay his fair share to support his daughter, Royalty, a shocking report claims that Chris has a surprising person in his corner.

On Thursday morning, a 26-year old man was arrested by police on "possible burglary" after he was found inside of Rihanna's Los Angeles home.

But the intruder later told authorities that he had a perfectly reasonable explanation for this illegal action:

Rihanna is talented and beloved and beautiful, and the cover of Vogue is exactly where she belongs.

In her interview, Rihanna talks about Fenty, she dishes about what she'll be like as a mother, and even almost addresses her relationship with Hassan Jameel.

Folks, Chris Brown is expressing his feelings on social media again.

Usually that means some death threats are being issued and some serious trash is being talked.

The powers that be at Snapchat learned two valuable lessons today:

1. Domestic violence is never even remotely funny, and

While there have been some unkind pregnancy rumors about Rihanna in recent months, this beautiful and talented singer and actress might bring some truth to them in the future.

You know how she's landed herself a super handsome boyfriend, Hassan Jameel?