Rihanna

Will we ever get to experience a time in which Chris Brown isn't creepy and sketchy and awful?

It's not very likely, but man, it sure sounds nice.

Rihanna knows all too well that fame comes with its downsides -- like that horny stalker who broke into her house.

But it also has its upsides. As one of the most talented singers in the world, Rihanna was invited to do the Superbowl Halftime Show.

So many years have passed since Chris Brown savagely beat his then-girlfriend Rihanna that many people may have lost sight of the severity of his crimes.

Some might even be tempted to give the singer a pass under the impression that he's "learned his lesson" or "changed his ways."

Chris Brown is getting dragged to court by his ex because he's a deadbeat dad, to absolutely no one's surprise.

While Nia Guzman demands that he pay his fair share to support his daughter, Royalty, a shocking report claims that Chris has a surprising person in his corner.

On Thursday morning, a 26-year old man was arrested by police on "possible burglary" after he was found inside of Rihanna's Los Angeles home.

But the intruder later told authorities that he had a perfectly reasonable explanation for this illegal action:

Rihanna is talented and beloved and beautiful, and the cover of Vogue is exactly where she belongs.

In her interview, Rihanna talks about Fenty, she dishes about what she'll be like as a mother, and even almost addresses her relationship with Hassan Jameel.

Folks, Chris Brown is expressing his feelings on social media again.

Usually that means some death threats are being issued and some serious trash is being talked.

The powers that be at Snapchat learned two valuable lessons today:

1. Domestic violence is never even remotely funny, and

While there have been some unkind pregnancy rumors about Rihanna in recent months, this beautiful and talented singer and actress might bring some truth to them in the future.

You know how she's landed herself a super handsome boyfriend, Hassan Jameel?

Thankfully, Chris Brown hasn't been in the news much lately.

Generally when you see Breezy's name in a headline, it's a sure sign that you're face will soon be firmly planted in your palm.

Rihanna is ... well, there's no real way to communicate with mere words how amazing Rihanna is.

She's beautiful, intelligent, talented, and just so many good things. There aren't enough hours in the day to sit down and count all of her virtues.