Madison LeCroy

Madison LeCroy will never admit it.

But we all seem to know the apparent truth by now:

Like many other reality shows, Southern Charm offers viewers a sort of wish fulfillment, as they get to live vicariously through depictions of mega-rich heirs who only work when and if they feel like it.

But while Shep Rose might get to lie back and collect "mailbox money" for the rest of his days, some folks in Charleston still make their living the old fashioned way.

Madison LeCroy is nothing if not snarky.

The polarizing Southern Charm star has been at the center of controversy for a few months now, ever since admitting on her show's latest reunion special that she had a relationship in 2020 with Alex Rodriguez.

Madison LeCroy is no longer using her computer to masturbate furiously while FaceTiming with Alex Rodriguez.

Instead, she's using it to prove that she's moved on from any alleged fling with the former Major League Baseball player.

We may never know what transpired between Alex Rodriguez and Madison LeCroy in the past.

No matter how hard we investigate and how deeply we try to read into quotes from both sides.

Madison LeCroy loves to keep people guessing.

This much is undeniable.

It's been over a month since we first learned that Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez have ended their engagement.

While both J-Lo and A-Rod are known to jealously guard their privacy, the reason for their split appeared to be pretty obvious.

As we've covered in exhaustive and seductive detail, Madison LeCroy may or may not have played a role in the recent Jennifer Lopez-Alex Rodriguez breakup.

She may or may not have watched the baseball star masturbate on FaceTime while she simultaneously brought herself to orgasm at some point last year.

By many accounts, Madison LeCroy played a significant role in the break-up of Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez.

In what way?

The news shot around the Internet on Friday, like a line drive off the bat of Alex Rodriguez during his playing days:

Jennifer Lopez had broken up with the former steroid-injecting slugger.

So much for Alex Rodriguez hitting a grand slam in the romance department.

As it turns out, likely due to some very poor judgment on his part, the disgraced former Major League Baseball player tried to swing for the fences -- but ended up missing in public and embarrassing fashion.

Jennifer Lopez once claimed, via a very popular song, that her love doesn't cost a thing.

This may be true.

At the Southern Charm Reunion, Craig Conover exploded at Madison LeCroy ... but it may have backfired.

All of this attention is making Madison's "star" rise to new heights, which is always good news for a reality star.

Back when he played professional baseball, Alex Rodriguez was a known cheater.

He took performance-enhancing drugs on multiple occasions.

You couldn't dream up a celebrity couple more perfect for one another than Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez.

They're both New York-born icons of Latino descent who are so famous that the entire world knows them by just three or four letters.

The romance between Austen Kroll and Madison LeCroy is very much over.

But the drama? The conflict? The ugliness between these exes?

Madison LeCroy swears she never carried on an affair with former Major League Baseball player Alex Rodriguez.

However, just as is so often the case in the sport Rodriguez used to play... there's a catch.

Over the course of an impressive, steroid-assisted career, Alex Rodriguez cranked 696 home runs.

But the question buzzing around celebrity gossip circles right now does not center around the number of times A-Rod rounded the bases.

Madison LeCroy has been accused of being a homewrecker.

But that's not all.

As if the past few months of drama, on and off screen, weren't enough for this pair of Bravo celebrities, grab a hat and hold the f--k onto it, because tonight, it's about to go down.

Ka... BOOM!