Kid Rock was, for a good couple weeks, the husband of Pamela Anderson. He is a rock God. Not really. But a redneck hero just the same. At...

Kid Rock: F--k No, I'm Not Running for Senate!

Kid Rock: F--k No, I'm Not Running for Senate!

Great leaders rise, often from humble beginnings, to lead their communities and their nations to ever greater heights. But one day, they're forced to step out of the spotlight. Sometimes, they retire sooner than we'd like.

And then there's Kid Rock and ... whatever he's actually been doing this year.

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Kid Rock Announces Plans to Run For US Senate; Idiocracy Jokes Write Themselves

Kid Rock Announces Plans to Run For US Senate

We're living in one of the most divisive times in American history, and now more than ever, there's an urgent demand for elected officials who can rise to the occasion and meet the unique challenges of this era.

We need politicians with guts, politicians with integrity, politicians who can filibuster by reciting the lyrics to "Bawitdaba" from memory.

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Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin Hang With Trump, Mock Hillary

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin Hang With Trump, Mock Hillary

It's a strange time to be an American.

We continue to provide the world with a number of crucial exports, such as Springsteen songs and Seinfeld reruns, but we're in danger of losing our most cherished delusion by being forced to confront the reality that we don't actually hold a position of respect and authority in the global community.

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Kid Rock to Run For Senate, Hasten Apocalypse?

Kid Rock to Run For Senate, Hasten Apocalypse?

You may remember Kid Rock as the human meth lab who penned such memorable lyrics as "bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie," but it turns out, he's also capable of being really dumb and annoying.

Mr. Rock is a big supporter of Herr Cheeto Face, to the point that he sells idiotic Trump t-shirts on his website.

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Kid Rock Biography

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Kid Rock was, for a good couple weeks, the husband of Pamela Anderson. He is a rock God. Not really. But a redneck hero just the same. At... More »
Born
Birthplace
Romeo, Michigan
Full Name
Robert James Ritchie