A celebrity gossip mainstay since at least 2006, Kate Middleton is Prince William's lady friend. These two dated off and on for many...
Wardrobe malfunction.
It's a phrase that was first popularized by Justin Timberlake to describe the public misfortune that befell Janet Jackson at Super Bowl XXXVIII.
We recently discussed the report that Meghan Markle is expecting a boy and a girl -- fraternal twins -- with Prince Harry.
As if that weren't enough, there is also a report that Kate Middleton is already pregnant with her fourth royal baby.
Kate Middleton has taken a break from trash-talking Meghan Markle to focus on what's really important:
Family.
Someday in the near future, when you and your family are gathered around a flickering Coleman lantern, digesting the golden retriever you enjoyed for dinner in the nightmarish hellscape that was once America, your children will ask you how Donald Trump came to be president in the first place.
As you have so many times before, you'll explain that it all started in the Eighties -- a time when the country was rich, the clothing was hideous, and douchebags reigned supreme.
Ever since Meghan Markle married Prince Harry, there have been rumors about the former actress struggling to fit in with the royals.
These reports were inevitable of course, but they've been somewhat more vicious and persistent than we anticipated.
It's only been three months since Kate Middleton welcomed her third child, but if a new report from Life & Style is to be believed the Duchess of Cambridge is already expecting her fourth.
Mind you, that's an if that would give Big Ben a run for its money in the size department.
It's been over a month since Meghan Markle married Prince Harry, and by all accounts, she's adjusting to her new lifestyle quite nicely.
And it seems she's doing so without any assistance from the only person on the planet who can truly identify with her situation.
For the record:
Meghan Markle is not pregnant. Do not believe everything that you read.
On Saturday afternoon, it finally happened.
As documented in detail, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married in London.
In less than 24 hours, Meghan Markle will marry Prince Harry, thus becoming the newest member of the British Royal Family.
Obviously, planning a wedding is always hectic, and planning a royal wedding is stressful in a way that few of us could ever imagine.
Simply put, photographs may not get any more adorable than this.
On Saturday afternoon, Prince William and Kate Middleton surprised their many millions of fans by sharing two new photos of their precious new bundle of joy.
