Geoffrey Paschel: I'm Marrying Varya Malina! I Don't Care How Much My Friends Hate Her!

Geoffrey Paschel: I Don't Care That My Friends Hate Varya!

Tensions between Russia and the United States have been running high for about the past 75 years or so, and while historians and politicians have long predicted that the situation would eventually come to a head, they didn't anticipate that it would happen over a foosball table in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Yes, if you're up to date on 90 Day Fiance, you know that Russki charmer Varya Malina showed up unannounced after rejecting Geoffrey Paschel's proposal, and the situation turned ugly in a hurry.

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