Elon Musk

As you may recall, Azealia Banks' feud with Elon Musk and with Grimes had a very real effect on Musk's business interests.

Because of that, Azealia and Grimes are required by court order to preserve their texts.

And you thought that car he launched into space was high. Zing!

As you may already know, Elon Musk has endured quite a drubbing from the press in recent weeks.

One of the most amusing gossip items of August had to do with the highly unexpected feud between Azealia Banks and Elon Musk.

In case you're unfamiliar with those names, they perfectly represent the two main archetypes of American egomania:

Folks, as you probably know, it's been quite a big news week.

No, we're not talking about the fact that Trump supporters are getting locked up at such an alarming rate that you'd think they were black teens with half a gram of marijuana in their glove compartment.

The celebrity couples sure are falling of late, and the latest pair to add to the list is Amber Heard and Elon Musk, who are parting ways after just over one year together. 

A source for the couple confirmed the sad news to Us Weekly. 

It's only been six months since Amber Heard and Johnny Depp finalized their divorce, but Amber has wasted no time in leaving her painful past behind her and moving on with someone new.

Nothing helps you get over an old love like a new love, and that's true times several billion when your rebound dude is none other than Elon Musk.

Back in September, several media outlets reported that Amber Heard was essentially homeless following her disastrous split from Johnny Depp.

That's probably an exaggeration, but it seems that Heard's financial situation was indeed pretty dire in the wake of her divorce.

Elon Musk and Talulah Riley are getting a divorce ... for the second time in two years. The duo divorced back in January 2012. Now it's time for an encore.