Chris Brown was born in 1989, which means he can't even buy beer, and he even looks closer to like 11. But man, this R&B singer can...
Chris Brown and Adele: Secretly Hooking Up?!
It sounds like the premise for an extremely dark romantic comedy.
He's one of the most reviled public figures of his time, and she's the second-most beloved singer of the 21st century (Beyonce still exists, after all) -- but somehow they make it work!
Eminem: Chris Brown Was Right to Assault Rihanna
Eminem has made a career out of pushing the envelope with provocative lyrics that test the limits of acceptable speech.
Fans have grown accustomed to this approach, and like other holdovers from the early 2000s such as Family Guy and South Park, the rapper has often been given a pass in situations where other artists would be forced to publicly apologize.
Jake Paul to Chris Brown: Fight Me, You P--sy!
These days, it's extremely rare to encounter a news story that puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
So it's in that spirit that we present you the following joyous development:
Chris Brown: These Rape Allegations are BULLS--T!!!
So just in case you've been able to block out all the awful stories coming out about Chris Brown lately, you should know that last week, he was arrested for rape.
You should also let us know how you managed to block out Chris Brown news, because that sounds like a delightful skill.