Chris Brown

Congratulations are in order for Chris Brown.

And prayers are needed for the little boy or girl who is about to grow up with Chris Brown as a father.

We're never exactly shocked by news that Chris Brown has engaged in some manner of douchey behavior.

However, it's pretty surprising that the guy hasn't learned to be a bit more private about his douchebaggery.

It's been a while since we last checked in on Chris Brown, but if we were beginning to doubt that he's still the worst, Breezy's latest Instagram activity would be sufficient to convince us that he remains one of the douchiest human beings on the planet.

We probably don't need to remind you that Brown brutally beat Rihanna while the two of them were dating back in 2009.

As it turns out, Justin Bieber has it all wrong.

The singer recently opened up on Instagram about his struggle with mental health and how anxiety is destroying his life.

Chris Brown is a man so terrible that he easily loses the moral high ground to Offset.

So when the band Chvrches briefly mentioned that he has committed domestic violence, a fact not in dispute, he blew a gasket.

These days, it's extremely rare to encounter a news story that puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

So it's in that spirit that we present you the following joyous development:

Chris Brown has been publicly thirsting after Rihanna for a long time, now. But apparently, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

A new report says that the widely disliked rapper "lurks" on RiRi's social media.

This explosive feud between Offset and Chris Brown started over a 21 Savage meme.

Now, it's personal, and Offset is calling out Chris for his appalling record of domestic violence.

You guys, we're starting to think Chris Brown may have an anger problem.

No, really. We think this really could be the case.

So just in case you've been able to block out all the awful stories coming out about Chris Brown lately, you should know that last week, he was arrested for rape.

You should also let us know how you managed to block out Chris Brown news, because that sounds like a delightful skill.

Earlier this week, Chris Brown was arrested for rape in Paris.

While no reasonable person actually thinks that Chris Brown might be a good person ... but some wonder what exactly happened.