Charlie Sheen

Well, we didn't see this one coming.

Then again, that's been true of pretty much every news story involving Charlie Sheen for at least the past decade.

Forgive us for the very obvious opener here, but...

... Charlie Sheen is most decidedly NOT winning these days.

Charlie Sheen has been accused of just about every type of sordid behavior imaginable over the course of his 52 years as a tiger-blood guzzling warlock from Mars.

But before today, the Sheenius had never been publicly accused of taking a human life.

Corey Haim was a beloved child actor who died too soon. For a lot of his life, he was better known for his drug use -- and for being a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.

Recently, an accusation came forward that Charlie Sheen had been one of Haim's abusers.

Earlier this week, Hollywood was stunned by allegations that Charlie Sheen had raped the late actor Corey Haim on the set of the 1986 film Lucas.

The reports came from The National Enquirer, but while the tabloid has a famously tenuous relationship with journalistic integrity, the Sheen exposé meshed with a number of established facts about Haim and his tragic downward spiral.

Charlie Sheen has issued a response to a very troubling allegation.

Earlier this week, The National Enquirer spoke to Dominick Brascia, who was a close friend of Corey Haim's before Haim passed away in 2010.

Shocking news out of Hollywood today, as a new report from The National Enquirer claims that Charlie Sheen raped late actor Corey Haim.

The latter would have been just 13 years old at the time.

It's coming up on two years now since Charlie Sheen revealed to the world that he's HIV positive -- and he's been doing pretty well, right?

You know, for Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen's made a lot of mistakes in life -- remember, this is the guy who's still in a senseless feud with Rihanna for essentially no reason.

We can see why people would look at his antics and steer clear of him. 

If you were worried that Charlie Sheen's HIV diagnosis would cause the hard-partying actor to change his ways, fear not:

Chuckles is still living the life of a jet-setting drug sponge, and he hasn't lost his ability to narrowly avoid capture from international authorities like he's James Bond ...