50 Cent is a rap star who has been shot many, many times. Seriously, you can't even count how many times this fool has gotten capped....
50 Cent vs. Lala Kent: INSANE Feud Explodes on Instagram!
Between Avengers: Endgame and the highly-anticipated Battle of Winterfell, you may have felt overwhelmed by the embarrassment of pop cultural riches this weekend.
Of course, with so many entertainment options begging to be consumed before spoilage sets in, you may have missed a showdown that rivals Arya vs. the Night King in terms of jaw-dropping savagery:
Tekashi69 Gang: We Tried to Murder 50 Cent!
In case you've remained blissfully unaware of the Tekashi69 situation, allow us to briefly fill you in on the latest antics of the hip hop world's answer to Sparkleshine of My Little Pony fame.
Obviously, this man has been a baffling presence on the public stage since we first became acquainted with his ridiculous name and arguably more ridiculous appearance.
50 Cent & Ja Rule Reignite Feud, Bring Fans Back to 2002
Grab your trucker hat and charge up your Motorola Razr because we're headed back to the early 2000s!
It was a simpler time, when most of us still believed that George W. Bush was the height of political idiocy and Tom Brady was a human being who would eventually retire and not a robot from the future who's been reprogrammed by Bill Belichick to forget about John Connor and focus on racking up rings.