50 Cent is a rap star who has been shot many, many times. Seriously, you can't even count how many times this fool has gotten capped....
50 Cent vs. Lala Kent: INSANE Feud Explodes on Instagram!
Between Avengers: Endgame and the highly-anticipated Battle of Winterfell, you may have felt overwhelmed by the embarrassment of pop cultural riches this weekend.
Of course, with so many entertainment options begging to be consumed before spoilage sets in, you may have missed a showdown that rivals Arya vs. the Night King in terms of jaw-dropping savagery:
Tekashi69 Gang: We Tried to Murder 50 Cent!
In case you've remained blissfully unaware of the Tekashi69 situation, allow us to briefly fill you in on the latest antics of the hip hop world's answer to Sparkleshine of My Little Pony fame.
Obviously, this man has been a baffling presence on the public stage since we first became acquainted with his ridiculous name and arguably more ridiculous appearance.
50 Cent & Ja Rule Reignite Feud, Bring Fans Back to 2002
Grab your trucker hat and charge up your Motorola Razr because we're headed back to the early 2000s!
It was a simpler time, when most of us still believed that George W. Bush was the height of political idiocy and Tom Brady was a human being who would eventually retire and not a robot from the future who's been reprogrammed by Bill Belichick to forget about John Connor and focus on racking up rings.
50 Cent Threatens to Murder Son on Instagram
At this point in his career, 50 Cent is better known for his terrible decisions and baffling social media rants than for his music.
Here are some highlights of Fiddy's erratic behavior from just the past three months:
50 Cent: Did He Go to Court With Fake Cash Stuffed in His Pants?
At this point, 50 Cent is basically the Lindsay Lohan of rap. It wasn't really that long ago that he was on the A-list, but he's been up to nothing but ridiculous social media shenanigans for several years now, which makes it hard to remember a time when he was cool.
Fortunately, both LiLo and Fiddy are still good for the occasional laugh. Check out Mr. Cent's latest Instagram shenanigans, for example: