In the months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, she's done an impressive job of remaining a fixture in the tabloid headlines.
Of course, the incidents that have kept her in the spotlight are the sort of things that would lead most people to delete their social media accounts out of embarrassment.
Last month, Farrah was arrested after allegedly assaulting a staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Two weeks later she ignited a feud with Mob Wives star Drita D'Avanzo that might eventually get her killed.
But don't worry -- Farrah's latest bloodshed is self-inflicted.
And just like those other incidents, she should probably be embarrassed about it -- but she's totally not.
Guess Who's Back
Sure, we all want Farrah to go back to Nebraska and focus on being a real mom to daughter Sophia, but when she does something ridiculous, we just can't look away.
Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG for her refusal to stop performing in live online sex shows, but the end of her reality TV career hasn't meant the end of her public life.
While she may have spent most of her career cashing in on sex, these days, Farrah is appealing to the other part of the Freudian unconscious mind with a series of bizarrely violent incidents.
Farrah was recently arrested after drunkenly attacking a male staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Her daughter was in the hotel at the time of the altercation.
Farrah vs. Drita
Shortly thereafter, Farrah launched a feud with D'Avanzo after the two of them appeared at an event together. Drita has since publicly vowed to slap Farrah in the face.
All In a Day's Work
Like we said, not the sort of track record most people would take pride in, but at least Farrah has found a way to remain relevant. Of course, she may have pushed the envelope too far with her latest stunt, which has really brought her to a new low ...