David Eason Details Slaughter of Nugget; Jenelle Implies She Has Cancer in Latest Word Salad [UPDATED]

WARNING: The following post contains some rather graphic details of the abuse and execution of a defenseless animal.

Yes, David Eason is even sicker than we thought, y'all.

As you've no doubt heard by now, Eason shot and killed his wife's pet dog, a small French bulldog by the name of Nugget.

Nauseating new details of the situation are still rolling in, nearly a week later, and frankly, we can't believe what we're hearing.

Oh, and on top of everything else, Jenelle is hinting that she has cancer ... we think. Maybe. She's not happy, that's for sure.

You can check out the latest information below, but proceed with caution -- that trigger warning at the top of the page was no joke.

1. David the Monster

We've known for quite some time that David is a genuinely horrible human being. But somehow, the news that he murdered his wife's pet dog still came as a shock.

2. RIP, Nugget

On Wednesday, we learned that David had shot and killed Nugget on the property he and Jenelle own in North Carolina.

3. Peddling BS

David claimed his actions were the result of Nugget biting his 2-year-old daughter Ensley on the face -- he even posted this video as "proof" -- but we now know he was lying.

4. Not Smart Enough to Pull This Off

For starters, David admitted that the relatively tame incident he captured on video did not take place on the day of the shooting. In fact, it wasn't even recent.

5. Not Fooling Anyone

He also posted this photo of the "injuries" that Ensley sustained from her dog bite. As many commenters have pointed out, there's no bite mark or punctured skin, and the child does not appear to be injured or upset.

6. The Bullsh-t Artist

“I dont give a damn what animal bites my baby on the face,” David dramatically wrote on Instagram AFTER news of the incident went public. “Whether it be your dog or mine, a dog is a dog and I dont put up with that s—t at all.