Attention, readers:
You are not in a classroom right now. We are not your professor. You probably do not want to be lectured at the moment.
Nevertheless… we urge you to pay close attention to the following grammar fails.
It’s important to note how a simple punctuation mistake can change absolutely EVERYthing. To wit:
Any College Guy?
Got a hair color preference at least?
Her Dog, Too?!?
Her family may deserve it, but this canine is adorable!
We Probably Won’t Go See You
We like being alive.
Such a Picky Toilet
It may be hard to find an elderly pregnant child, but good luck, toilet!
Why Would You Want To?
Actually, nevermind. We don’t want to know.
He Is?!?
No wonder so many eight-year olds applied for the job.
How Dare You?!?
What if never wakes up from that comma?
It’s True, They Are
Most things are slippery when they’re wet.
No, Thank You
But let us know when Satan is NOT attacking and we’ll be there.
Same Here!
It’s so much better than cold breakfast.
Did Donald Trump Write This?
Sorry, too easy. But we had to.
Well, Sex Would Be the First Step
But this feels like a longer conversation.
We Disagree. Strongly.
Less rape. Always, less rape.
Where Else Would That Make a Hole?
Also, this may be an overshare.
Parasailing Horses AND Buggies?!?
We’d be impressed if just one of these things could parasail.
We Would Totally Watch This Walking Dead Spinoff
Just sayin.
We Don’t Even Have a Joke Here
This is a plural word. Why is there an apostrophe?!?
We’ll Try Not To
There’s a lot more wrong with this than mere punctuation.
EWWWW!
Maybe watch only Family Guy next time.