Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin Hang With Trump, Mock Hillary

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin Hang With Trump, Mock Hillary

It's a strange time to be an American.

We continue to provide the world with a number of crucial exports, such as Springsteen songs and Seinfeld reruns, but we're in danger of losing our most cherished delusion and being forced to confront the reality that we don't actually hold a position of respect and authority in the global community.

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Tom Brady: SKIPPING Patriots' Visit With Donald Trump!

Tom Brady: SKIPPING Patriots' Visit With Donald Trump!

Early in Donald Trump's presidential campaign, when most Americans believed the Screamin' Tangerine had about as much chance of being elected as Lincoln Chafee, Tom Brady came out as one of Trump's earliest celebrity supporters.

Long before Scott Baio used his tremendous influence to help Trump win the White House, Brady displayed a "Make America Great Again" hat in full view of the Patriots' locker room reporters.

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Katy Perry Shades Taylor Swift: She Only Serves Herself!

Katy Perry Shades Taylor Swift: She Only Serves Herself!

Twenty years from now, when you're enjoying a dinner of roast cockroach at the tree stump that serves as your kitchen table, your children will ask about what led to this moment, and you'll finally have to tell them about the election of 2016.

You won't want to leave anything out:

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Steve Bannon: Getting the Boot From Donald Trump?

Steve Bannon: Getting the Boot From Donald Trump?

If you've been following American politics over the past year, then you're no doubt familiar with the name Steve Bannon.

Bannon, a former executive chair at Breitbart News, emerged seemingly from nowhere to become a shadowy fixture during the 2016 campaign and the early months of Donald Trump's presidency, exerting a tremendous amount of influence from behind the scenes.

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George W. Bush Sums Up Trump Inauguration Speech in Epic Fashion

George W. Bush Sums Up Trump Inauguration Speech in Epic Fashion

It wasn't all that long ago that George W. Bush was the most hated figure in global politics, and for the millions who lost loved ones in the wars he started or terrorist attacks he failed to prevent, he probably retains his place at the top of their sh-t lists.

But for most Americans, negative feelings toward Dubya have softened over the years, particularly as his proverbial Clubber Lange has been replaced by a much more menacing Ivan Drago in the metaphorical task of pummeling the Rocky that is the American electorate.

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Cory Booker Asks Out Mindy Kaling!!!!!

Cory Booker Asks Out Mindy Kaling!!!!!

Major political news has taken the nation by storm.

The Republican Party was forced to pull the plug on the American Health Care Act Friday after lacking enough votes to clear the House floor, forcing Paul Ryan and Donald Trump to admit that Obamacare will remain the law of the land.

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