Mark Zuckerberg: I Didn't MEAN to Defend Holocaust Deniers!

Mark Zuckerberg: I Didn't MEAN to Defend Holocaust Deniers!

Remember in late 2016 when it looked like Mark Zuckerberg was testing the waters for an eventual Presidential run? That ship has clearly sailed.

In a recent statement, Zuckerberg seemed to make excuses for Holocaust deniers on Facebook, claiming that the classic neo-nazi talking point is just an honest misunderstanding.

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Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: Keep Kissing Putin's Ass, Traitor!

Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: Keep Kissing Putin's Ass, Traitor!

If you were anywhere near social media yesterday, you may have noticed that the entire internet briefly set aside cat videos and celebrity butts in order to briefly focus on something slightly more important -- namely, a US president just casually committing treason on live TV.

Yes, in case you somehow haven't heard, the passionate bromance of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin continued yesterday, and it was different from all those other times an American president sang the praises of a hostile foreign dictator who was standing right next to him, in that it actually happened in real life and wasn't part of some terrifying Orwellian nightmare.

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George Lopez Pees On Trump's Walk of Fame Star, Royally Pisses Off MAGA Crowd

George Lopez to Be ARRESTED For Peeing On Trump's Star?!

Ever since Donald Trump was elected president, his star on the Walk of Fame has been a common target for some very amusing vandalism.

Now, "amusing" is not a word one would normally use to describe George Lopez, a man who typically favors the Adam Sandler "I'm rich, therefore I don't have to be funny" approach to comedy, but we're willing to make an exception in this case.

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Stormy Daniels Arrested For Motorboating Cop at Ohio Strip Club

Stormy Daniels Arrested For Motorboating Cop at Ohio Strip Club

Before she became a household name as a result of her alleged affair with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels made her living as an adult film star and producer.

So it should come as no surprise that she's cashing in on her newfound fame by performing at our nation's finest gentlemen's clubs as part of her flawlessly-titled Make America Horny Again tour.

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Donald Trump Threw Starburst Candies at Angela Merkel

Donald Trump Threw Starburst Candies at Angela Merkel

Well, no matter where you fall on the ideological spectrum, surely we can all agree that it's been yet another bonkers week in the world of American politics.

At this point, if you were to list all the ridiculous news that's come out of the Trump White House in the past month, it would sound like you were singing a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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