Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

As you've no doubt heard by now, the President-elect of the United State's alleged fondness for golden showers made news last week, thanks to a Buzzfeed News report that Russia had damaging footage showing Donald Trump engaging in some pee play with a pair of Russian hookers.

You know it was a big deal, because the day after the report was released, Trump forgot to postpone his press conference and was forced to actually talk to the reporters he's been dodging like he used to dodge his creditors.

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Malia Obama "Partying" at a Club Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse

Malia Obama "Partying" Will Distract You From the Apocalypse

Did you know that if the Affordable Care Act is repealed without an adequate replacement plan, more than half of the American population could be denied coverage due to pre-existing conditions?

That has nothing to do with this article; we just wanted to provide a little context for the fact that some folks are freaking out about a college-aged girl going to a party where other people might have been drinking.

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Jared Kushner: Trump Names Son-in-Law to Top Adviser Role

Jared Kushner: Trump Names Son-in-Law to Top Adviser Role

Jared Kushner hasn't faced a whole lot of adversity in his young life.

The husband of Ivanka Trump just turned 36 today, but is already the scion of a multi-billion dollar real estate empire and the publisher of the New York Observer (which he purchased at age 25 for a cool $10 million).

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Vladimir Putin Ordered Pro-Trump Cyber Attacks on US, Report Claims

Vladimir Putin Ordered Pro-Trump Cyber Attacks on US, Report Claims

For nearly two months now, President-elect Donald Trump has consistently denied that the Russian government had any involvement in the hacking and release of private emails pertaining to the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign.

A total of 17 intelligence agencies have stated that there is sufficient evidence to conclude that the cyber-attacks originated in Russia and were most likely carried out with the goal of helping Trump win the presidency.

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Lindsay Lohan Wrote a Poem to ISIS Because of Course She Did

Lindsay Lohan Wrote a Poem to ISIS Because of Course She Did

Ya know, if we'd been forced to guess a theme for 2017, it almost certainly wouldn't have been "orange semi-literate throwbacks to bygone decades undermining our national security goals," and yet, here we are.

First, Donald Trump chooses to take the word of a guy who's spent the past three years living in the UK's Ecuadorian embassy over the findings of 17 intelligence agencies.

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