Slurpee Doughnut Makes Debut, Portends Apocalpyse
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHow many times has the following situation happened to you? You go into a 7-Eleven. You purchase a Slurpee. And …
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Richard Simmons: I’m Doing Just Fine, Thanks!
Reading Time: 2 minutesRichard Simmons is alive and doing well. According to Richard Simmons, at least. Over the weekend, The New York Daily …
Jade Roper Reveals Teenage Rape: Read Her Message
Reading Time: 2 minutesJade Roper has taken to Instagram in order to open up about the most personal and harrowing of experiences: She …
Cara McCollum, Former Miss America Contestant, Dies in Car Crash
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCara McCollum, a former Miss New Jersey winner who competed in the 2013 Miss America pageant, died on Monday morning …
Viola Beach Members ALL Killed in Horrific Car Crash
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTragedy has struck the world of music. All four members of the British band Viola Beach were killed in a …
Antonin Scalia Dies; Supreme Court Justice Was 79
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSupreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was reportedly found dead in his room at a luxury resort in West Texas this …
Florida Teacher Fired For Sending Nude Photos to Students
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBased on recent stories like the criminal who hid from cops in a gator pond and promptly got eaten by …
Beyonce, Allegedly Racist Halftime Act to Be Protested in NYC
Reading Time: 2 minutesRed Lobster may be very happy with Beyonce because the chain says it has seen sales spike as a result of …
For the Nguyen: Asian Students Pull Off Epic Yearbook Prank!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe thought that high school senior who posed in mesmerizing fashion with a cat came up with the greatest yearbook …
Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAn obvious troubled Florida man is facing charges of aggravated assault after throwing an alligator into a Wendy’s drive-thru window. …