Miss Iceland 2015: Take Your Body-Shaming Pageant and Shove It!
Reading Time: 3 minutesArna Yr Jónsdóttir, Miss Iceland 2015, unceremoniously quit an upcoming beauty pageant because the asshats in charge told her that she …
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Woman Files $20 Million Lawsuit Against KFC For INSANE Reason!
Reading Time: 2 minutesKFC isn’t exactly fine dining, but the Colonel and company can always be relied upon to deliver literal buckets full …
Anchorman Tells Viewers to “Check Your Panties”
Reading Time: 2 minutesPerhaps Donald Trump made the right move last week when he destroyed a Teleprompter in front of screaming fans at …
Man Trips On LSD, Saves Dog From Imaginary House Fire, Gets Arrested
Reading Time: 2 minutesWe can say this about Michael Orchard: His heart was in the right place last week. But his mind? Well… …
Katie May Cause of Death: Revealed, Tragic
Reading Time: 2 minutesA few months after Katie May died at the young age of 34, new information has surfaced regarding this model’s unexpected …
Vikram Chatwal, Hotel Founder and Lindsay Lohan BFF, Arrested for Dog Burning
Reading Time: 2 minutesWARNING: The following story is gruesome and heinous and gross and also really, really, really weird. It centers on Vikram …
Woman Takes Funeral Selfie: Rest in Peace, Granddad!
Reading Time: 2 minutesSelfies have become acceptable to take almost anywhere these days, but one woman in Mexico seemed intent on pushing the …
Man Shoots Roommate For Complaining About Saying “Deez Nuts” in Front of Child
Reading Time: 3 minutesA man in Syracuse, N.Y., may be spending the rest of his life in prison after murdering another man over …
Taylor Swift Finalizes $1 Million Donation to Flood Victims
Reading Time: 3 minutesTo many critics, Taylor Swift is a phony. But there’s nothing phony about the impressive financial pledge this singer just made, …
Tyson Gay Loses Teenage Daughter to Gun Violence
Reading Time: 2 minutesVeteran Olympic sprinter Tyson Gay has lost his 15-year old daughter. According to various news source, Trinity Gay was shot and …