Martin Shkreli Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison!!!

Martin Shkreli Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison!!!

Like many Americans, the early months of 2018 may have left you with the distinct sense that the world has lost its way, and truth and justice have fallen victim to the pressures and temptations of the modern age.

But it's always darkest before the dawn, and today the citizenry of this proud nation can come together to celebrate the comeuppance of a world-class douche nozzle:

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Martin Shkreli Imprisoned Following Hillary Clinton Threat

Martin Shkreli Imprisoned Following Hillary Clinton Threat

If you've ever wondered if there's any truth to those quotes about karma that your pettiest friend is always posting on Facebook, then look no further than the sad case of Martin Shkreli.

As you may recall, Shkreli first made a name for himself as a world class jack rag by hiking up the cost of a life-saving medication by more than 5,000 percent during his time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals.

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Martin Shkreli: Pharma Bro Found GUILTY of Securities Fraud!

Martin Shkreli: Pharma Bro Found GUILTY of Securities Fraud!

Universally reviled public figure and sometime "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli was convicted on three counts of securities fraud Friday.

Shkreli faces up to 20 years in prison, and while he will likely serve much less, he shook his head in apparent disbelief at the verdict.

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Martin Shkreli is Back and Trolling Kendrick Lamar, Lil Wayne

Martin Shkreli is Back and Trolling Kendrick Lamar, Lil Wayne

If you've lived your life up to this point gloriously unaware of the human mysterious mattress stain that is Martin Shkreli, then you may not want to read any further.

There was a time when Shkreli (aka Shkreli-Shkrel, aka the Punchable One) terrorized social media with heretofore unknown levels of douchery.

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Martin Shkreli Gets Banned From Twitter; Society Dares to Dream of a Brighter Future

Martin Shkreli: BANNED From Twitter for Harassment!

As you're probably aware, 2016 wasn't a great year for Baby Boomer celebrities or human beings who are plagued by one of those pesky sense of decency things.

Whether it's his fault or not is a discussion for another time, but there's no debating that the election of Donald Trump sent a message to latent bigots and bullies, and the most vile forms of harassment or quickly becoming the norm.

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Martin Shkreli vs. Lil Wayne: Unexpected Feud Alert!

Martin Shkreli vs. Lil Wayne: Unexpected Feud Alert!

You didn't think you would get out of 2016 without the universe once again testing the limits of believability and forcing you to seriously consider your stoner friend's theory that the Matrix was a documentary, did you?

Well, that's just silly.

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Martin Shkreli Celebrates Trump Victory By Streaming $2 Million Wu Tang Album

Martin Shkreli Celebrates Trump Victory in Bizarre Fashion

So barring a revelation that he hasn't revealed his tax returns because he's been raking in the rubles on Putin's payroll, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America in January.

You may be considering shaving your head, taking a vow of silence and moving into a Tibetan monastery in the Himalayas.

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