Hillary Rodham Clinton, often referred to as simply Hillary Clinton, is a lawyer, the former First Lady, a member of the U.S. Senate...
Hillary Clinton Would've Been the Drunkest President in Decades?!
You know how sometimes you have a rough week at work, so on Friday, you decide to down a few adult beverages to take the sting out of your latest misfortunes and failures?
Multiply that feeling by 40 bajillion and imagine that instead of accidentally hitting "reply all," you missed out on the chance to make world history and have your face on money.
Donald Trump Somehow Hits a New Low on Twitter
Hey, remember the 2016 election? Sure you do.
Even if you were somehow able to forget that you've lived every day since November 8 in some sort of Orwellian hellscape where up is down, black is white, and hamburgers eat people, the principal players still bear the psychic scars of their electoral combat, and they will not let you forget it for a single second.