Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Back in December of 2014, Joseph Gordon Levitt married Tasha McCauley in super-secret ceremony. The couple went public with their nuptials only after word leaked to the press weeks later.

So it's not surprising that the couple's first child arrived in equally low-key fashion sometime in the past week.

Ah, Valentine's Day. It can be great or it can be mega lonely. But whether your single or taken, happy or sad, there are some things every one of us can rally around.

To wit, we've collected the 21 of the most perfect GIFs of the hottest shirtless male bods on the net to make your 14th of February extra special.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tasha McCauley have tied the knot!

The actor and businesswoman girlfriend wed in a private ceremony - fitting for a celebrity who is notoriously private about his life - at his L.A. home.

Paul Walker and Philip Seymour Hoffman's untimely deaths left voids in their unfinished projects.

While the Fast & Furious franchise opted to use Walker's real-life, non-acting brother to finish up, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay​ will go on with a computer-generated image of Plutarch Heavensbee in Hoffman's place. 

We know many musicians who have made the move from the radio to the screen. Some have been successful and some have been Britney Spears.

(Don't pretend that watching Crossroads isn't on your list of regrets.)

Don Jon, the first feature from Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is not like most films, but that helps make the actor's debut behind the camera all the more charming.

Gordon-Levitt directed, wrote and stars as a Jersey lothario, a regular, old-school, how-YOU-doin' guy who happens to be a hardcore porn addict.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt can add lip-syncing to his long list of talents.

The actor engaged in an epic, hardcore "lip-sync off" on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon this week, battling both Fallon and comedic writer Stephen Merchant.

A doppelganger for Joseph Gordon-Levitt has become the darling of Reddit, and it's easy to see why. The features, facial expression and overall resemblance are striking.

The best part? She's female.

Tony Danza just can't contain himself in the first clip from Don Jon.

The way Danza, playing the main character's dad, reacts to Scarlett Johansson gives us some idea where Jon gets his attitudes about sex and love from. Take a look:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt with a porn addiction? Sure, sounds entertaining.

Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson talking with strong New Jersey accents? Even better.

What happens when two of the biggest male sex symbols around today take on the roles of two of the biggest male sex symbols and American entertainment history?

Does time start going backwards? Does everything just go dark? Does money become just a symbolic representation of material wealth with no intrinsic value whatsoever?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt was not one of the 2013 Oscar winners.

But he would've been, if Best Photo Bomb was a category:

He's already appeared in the Batman franchise, but will Joseph Gordon-Levitt be the next actor to don these iconic tights on the big screen?

Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who starred in the cute '09 film 500 Days of Summer, are now starring in a cute, timely online video duet!

The hipster twosome reunited this week to perform an impressive acoustic version of Nancy Wilson's song "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?"

Scarlett Johansson was been linked to yet another guy.

This time her rumored love interest is actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt, star of one of the fall's most memorable films (see some of the best 50/50 quotes).