Teen Attacks Grandfather After Getting Denied Tomatoes at Dinner
A 19-year old Florida woman was arrested this week because she chased her grandfather around with a knife.
Allegedly, we suppose we should write.
Florida Model Receives Probation for Repeatedly Kicking Her Dog
Keevonna Wilson, a model best known for posing on Instagram and showing off her cleavage, has been sentenced to four years probation for being a terrible person.
In our judgment, that is.
Florida Woman Kicked Off Flight After SPITTING On Crew!
Another Monday another crazed Florida woman.
Valerie Gonzalez's trip to Las Vegas was cut short after she reportedly got violent on a plane and was carried off the flight.
Florida Woman Arrested After Swinging Bag of Puppies in Bar
Florida Woman Attacks Parents Who Said No to Outback Steakhouse
Florida Woman Screams at Airline Employees: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Crystal Methvin Arrested for Crystal Meth, Fulfilling Her Destiny
McDonald's Customers Actually Sue for $5M Over Unwanted Cheese
Two McDonald's customers are suing the fast food chain for $5 million.
They are claiming injury. Because the double quarter pounder comes with cheese, essentially.
Bad Girls Club: Nicole Vargas Arrested for Topless Blowjob
Bad Girls Club hails from a bygone era of reality television, when reality television focused less on unusual families and got right to the point -- shockingly bad behavior.
One of the show's stars, Nicole "Nicky" Vargas, is really living up to the show's branding. And also, allegedly, committing some crimes. In Florida, of course.
Florida Teacher Arrested for Giving Student Sex, Drugs
A Florida middle school teacher has been arrested due to an allegedly inappropriate relationship with one of her 14-year old students.
According to Volusia County Sheriff’s Department, Stephanie Peterson Ferri was taken into custody on Wednesday and charged with two counts of lewd or lascivious battery, along with one count of transmission of harmful materials to a minor.
This Congressional Candidate Says She's Been Abducted by Aliens
Over the years, you've likely read about that time a Florida Woman tried to impregnate her slave with her boyfriend's sperm.
Or the time a Florida Woman was so desperate for Chicken McNuggets that she hoped to exchange oral sex for this fast food delicacy.
Florida Woman Gives Birth to 11-Year-Old's Child, Gets Arrested
So many of the adventures of Florida Woman are entertaining but harmless. Remember when Florida Woman offered to trade a blowjob for chicken nuggets? The only bad part of that story was her arrest.
Unfortunately, not all versions of Florida Woman are trying to make the world a better place while getting a tasty treat.
Stop What You're Doing. Check Out the Size of This Baby.
Florida Woman Offers to Trade Oral Sex for Chicken McNuggets
We have good news for Kim Zolciak:
Despite asking Chrissy Teigen whether her young daughter could give someone head in exchange for meeting John Legend, the reality star has somehow managed NOT to have made the most ridiculous blow job offer of the week.
Florida Woman Tried to Impregnate Slave with Boyfriend's Sperm
Here is a story you don't read about everyday:
A Florida woman has pleaded guilty to paying $3,000 in order to have a Mexican woman smuggled into the United States...
Florida Bridesmaid Downs Bottle of Fireball, Destroys Wedding
Are you getting married in 2017, but can't afford a destination wedding in a tropical climate?
Well, just invite Amanda Willis to the reception, and she'll bring the Florida experience to you!
Florida Mall Brawl: Store Manager WRECKS Unruly Shopper!
Florida Parents Go Ape $hit Inside Chuck E. Cheese
As we've documented over the years, Florida men and Florida women do some strange stuff on occasion.
Like marry their grandchildren, for example.
Florida Woman Seeks Revenge on Ex, Sets Wrong Car on Fire
Single Florida Father Robbed, Killed by Online Date
Horrible news today out of Auburndale, Florida:
A single Florida father was robbed and then fatally shot after a woman he met on a dating website set him up to be robbed.
Florida Woman Snaps Selfie at Grand Canyon, Dies Soon After
A Florida woman named Colleen Burns tragically plummeted to her death on Friday while hiking the Grand Canyon, not long after sharing a photo of herself at the iconic national park.
She was 35 years old.
Florida Woman Sees Sign from God in Baby's Poop
A woman in Florida would like to remind everyone that God is everywhere.
Sometimes, He speaks to us through famous spoiled brats in trees.
Florida Man and Woman Get Into Burrito-Based Brawl
By now, it's nearly impossible to be surprised by the actions of Florida men, not when these creatures go around having sex with trees.
Not to be outdone, of course, Florida women often do some pretty weird stuff as well.