According to a recent arrest report, one man in Florida recently reached such an emotional climax that he broke into his neighbor's home and committed an unthinkable act.
Which is to say the following:
Summer is a great time to gather up a group of friends and enjoy a few burgers in the sun, but leave it to Florida Man to put his own insane twist on something that could have been fun and innocent.
This special Florida Man story involves a major brawl between not two, but five guys.
Folks, we're gonna be honest -- we don't really know what's going on here.
We've brought you many, many Florida Man stories over the years, and usually, they're bizarre and trashy, and they frequently involve gators and/or dynamite -- but they always make some sort of sense, and it's generally pretty easy to figure out the motives of the principal players.
Nobody knows how to have a good time (and then get arrested for it) like Florida Man.
But if you're looking to liven up your summer pool party, definitely don't invite Christopher Monnin.
A Florida man has been arrested for giving Olive Garden patrons far more than they paid for this past Sunday in Naples.
The diners simply wanted to chow down on some never-ending breadsticks, not be subjugated the never-ending annoyance of some inebriated fool.
Move over, Florida Man.
This Minnesota man would like to have a word with you.
The continuing adventures of Florida Man have taken a grim turn.
A vengeful ex-lover went to great lengths to find the new boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend.
Two McDonald's customers are suing the fast food chain for $5 million.
They are claiming injury. Because the double quarter pounder comes with cheese, essentially.
Let's give Florida Man credit in the following story:
At least this time he didn't throw an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.
"Why so serious?" 29-year-old Lawrence Patrick Sullivan might have asked police when they slapped the cuffs on him Tuesday night.
We're sure the Jared Leto Joker, whom he's clearly meant to resemble, also has some sort of catchphrase, but we really don't want to google "Suicide Squad dialogue," and you can't make us!
Matthew Notebaert has been sentenced to five years in prison for his role in a car accident that killed his wife three back in 2014.
But it's the shocking details behind this fatal crash that has caused the story to go viral.
On Sunday morning, police in Pensacola, Florida were called to check on a man in a car wash parking lot.
They were alerted to the situation and asked to do something about it because 52-year-old Charles William Raulerson was just standing around... naked.
Happy Thanksgiving, from the whole THG family to yours.
What would a quintessential, uniquely American holiday be without family, food, football and appreciation for the things we hold dearest?
A Florida man has been arrested for the most unusual of reasons.
Okay, that may be an exaggeration.
As we've documented over the years, Florida men and Florida women do some strange stuff on occasion.
Like marry their grandchildren, for example.
A couple of Florida newlyweds are vowing to remain married despite a startling revelation that the groom is actually the bride's grandfather.
Yes ... this actually happened.
A 19-year old Florida State University student named Austin Harrouff stands accused of a heinous murder.
Florida Man Randy Riddle was arrested after waging a weeks-long campaign of prank phone calls and fake orders to area pizza places.
Jeffrey Forrest Poole is a character. He lives in Largo, Florida, just west of Tampa, and he has quite the sense of humor when it comes to the law.
