According to a recent arrest report, one man in Florida recently reached such an emotional climax that he broke into his neighbor's home and committed an unthinkable act.
Which is to say the following:
Summer is a great time to gather up a group of friends and enjoy a few burgers in the sun, but leave it to Florida Man to put his own insane twist on something that could have been fun and innocent.
This special Florida Man story involves a major brawl between not two, but five guys.
Folks, we're gonna be honest -- we don't really know what's going on here.
We've brought you many, many Florida Man stories over the years, and usually, they're bizarre and trashy, and they frequently involve gators and/or dynamite -- but they always make some sort of sense, and it's generally pretty easy to figure out the motives of the principal players.
Nobody knows how to have a good time (and then get arrested for it) like Florida Man.
But if you're looking to liven up your summer pool party, definitely don't invite Christopher Monnin.
A Florida man has been arrested for giving Olive Garden patrons far more than they paid for this past Sunday in Naples.
The diners simply wanted to chow down on some never-ending breadsticks, not be subjugated the never-ending annoyance of some inebriated fool.
Move over, Florida Man.
This Minnesota man would like to have a word with you.
The continuing adventures of Florida Man have taken a grim turn.
A vengeful ex-lover went to great lengths to find the new boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend.
Two McDonald's customers are suing the fast food chain for $5 million.
They are claiming injury. Because the double quarter pounder comes with cheese, essentially.
