Chet Haze: I'm Not Missing! I'm in Rehab!
Last month, we reported that Tom Hanks son, aspiring rapper Chet Haze, had gone missing.
Chet Hanks: FOUND ... on Social Media?
Tom Hanks’ son, Chet Hanks (a.k.a. Chet Haze), is reportedly missing, but may or may not have resurfaced on social media late last week.
Chet Haze: Tom Hanks' Son Reported Missing
Chet Haze, the controversial, aspiring-rapper son of actor Tom Hanks, has reportedly been missing for over a month.
Chet Haze Goes Blonde to Look Like Eminem, Continues to Suck
The history of white mainstream rappers is a long and mostly embarrassing one.
Sure, the list includes the Beastie Boys and Action Bronson, but it also includes Vanilla Ice and Iggy Azalea.
Tom Hanks to Chet Haze: STAY OFF SOCIAL MEDIA!
Chet Haze Trashes Hotel Room in Tantrum Over Lack of Drugs
Chet Haze has been in the news a lot lately, and none of it is likely to make his beloved, Oscar-winning father very proud.
If you're not familiar, Chet is a 24-year-old "rapper" and the son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. He's also one of the greatest D-bags in history.
Chet Haze Deletes Instagram in Wake of N-Word Controversy
Well, you've all finally done it. You've forced the living real-life version of Jamie Kennedy's character in Malibu's Most Wanted to give up his idiotic, pro-racial slur campaign.
For those who aren't familiar with the gangsta rapper son of Tom Hanks (Sadly, that's not a joke.), allow us to fill you in:
Chet Haze: I'm Gonna KEEP Dropping N-Bombs, Y'all!
Chet Haze Drops N-Bombs on Instagram, Continues to Suck
If you're not familiar with Chet Haze, consider yourself lucky.
The terminally causasian, private school-educated son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson is like Iggy Azalea without the talent. Just pretend for a second that Iggy Azalea has talent so that the analogy makes sense, okay?
Chet Haze: Tom Hanks' Rapper Son Threatens Howard Stern on Twitter
You may already be familiar with the name Chet Haze. If not, prepare to be annoyed:
Chet Haze: Tom Hanks' Rapper Son Checks Into Rehab For Cocaine Addiction
Chet Haze is an aspiring hardcore rapper who also happens to be the son of beloved Hollywood icon Tom Hanks.
We'll give you a moment to try and make sense of that.