Briana DeJesus & Chris Lopez: Hooking Up to Spite Kailyn Lowry?? [UPDATED WITH LAME CHRIS RESPONSE!!]

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Another day, another bit of really pointless and exhausting but somehow still amusing Teen Mom drama.

That's how that saying goes, right?

Briana DeJesus as a Teen Mom (2)

So if you're familiar with all the big feuds from this absolute delightful program, you surely know about what's gone down between Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus.

And if you're not, it can all be summed up by saying that someway, somehow, they hate each other because of Javi Marroquin.

Kailyn was married to Javi, of course, but they divorced in 2016.

Briana With Javi on Instagram

Then in 2017, he and Briana, who had been friends for a while, dated for a few months.

You'd think that since all of these people are adults after all, that this would be fine.

But you would be very, very wrong.

Kailyn Lowry Goes Off

The feud started pretty much as soon as the relationship did, and it's lasted far, far longer than Briana and Javi's romance.

Things got so heated between them that they actually tried to physically fight each other at a Teen Mom 2 reunion.

It was shut down pretty easily by security, but still - all that over freaking Javi?

Javi Marroquin Turns Serious

They've been going at each other with varying degrees of vitriol for a few years now, and there's no end in sight.

In fact, things are somehow getting even worse.

And a big reason for that is Briana's alleged involvement with another one of Kailyn's baby daddies, Chris Lopez.

Chris Lopez In Blue

Just when you thought all of this personal drama couldn't get messier or involve a bigger waste of time, right?

Back in March, someone tweeted a suggestion to Briana: that she should hook up with Chris to boost the show's ratings.

Briana replied with "What's his Twitter? Lmao," which was obviously a joke.

But a couple of months later, we learned that maybe it wasn't a joke.

Bri De

On Father's Day, Briana posted a message about single mothers who play both parental roles in their children's lives, and a screenshot of that was posted on a Teen Mom Instagram account.

For some reason, Kail thought it would be a good idea to tag Devoin Austin, the father of Briana's older daughter, in that post and wish him a happy Father's Day since Briana didn't seem to do it.

Who has the time?

Bri D

Lots of people called her out for being petty, which is definitely fair.

Kailyn said a few things in her own defense, but the most notable comment was "Nobody cares when she was sliding in Chris' mentions and DMs."

Briana responded with confusion on social media, but shortly after she gathered her thoughts enough to do an interview in which she asked a couple of tough questions directed at Kailyn.

Briana DeJesus in a Zaddy Shirt

"Don't you have better things to worry about than inserting yourself into drama with one of my children's fathers?" she said.

"Aren't you knocked up again from the man you said beat you in leaked DMs?"

And just to clarify, she said "I have not EVER 'slid into his DMs.' I DO NOT WANT YOUR MEN."

Briana and Her Face

Now we're learning that while that may not be true, we might not be able to say the same thing for Chris.

As it turns out, Chris might want Briana. Hard.

Yeah, okay, so for a little while now, Briana has been toying with the idea of creating an OnlyFans account.

Briana DeJesus: A Selfie

This month she finally did it, but ultimately the platform rejected her attempt to sign up.

She wasn't sure why, and plenty of people had plenty of jokes about it, but at this moment in time, OnlyFans just isn't happening for her.

But she's still been having fun posting photos that are just a little bit racy, like this one in which she appears to be topless:

Briana DeJesus in 2020

She also captioned the post "Pls forgive me lord for I have sinned," which, sure, OK.

The photo was fine and all, but you want to know the most interesting part about it?

Chris liked it.

Chris Lopez In a Hoodie

Yep, Chris Lopez, the father of two of Kailyn's children and a guy who doesn't even follow Briana on Instagram, liked the photo.

We realize it's an absurd thing to be talking about - someone liking a picture on a social media account - but with these two?

There are really only a few things that could be happening here.

Kailyn with Chris

One, Chris just liked Briana's photo for exactly this reason: We would notice it, word would get back to Kail, and holy s--t would it get under her skin.

Two, Chris is actually thirsting after that body and showing his appreciation slash trying to lay the groundwork to hook up with Briana.

Three, a combination of one and two: Chris is actually trying to hook up with Briana, in part because it will get under Kailyn's skin.

Chris Lopez and Son

At this point, it's really anyone's guess which option Chris is going with, or how Briana will respond to his online overtures.

But we sure bet Kail will have something to say when she hears about this, so in that respect, Chris has already won.

UPDATE: Chris has spoken!

Chris Lopez With Lux

We no longer have to speculate about why he liked Briana's photo, because he simply couldn't resist the attention he was getting for it and addressed it in an Instagram live video.

While he was doing the video, a follower asked him about the whole situation, and at first, he played dumb.

"Y'all still wanna talk about this sh-t?" he asked, "this sh-t" presumably being Teen Mom drama.

"It was one picture, bro," he said. "One picture. Are you butthurt about one picture?"

"Oh my god, you need to grow up," he continued without the slightest bit of self-awareness. "You're like probably 50 worrying about why I liked a picture. That's what the app is for, guys."

He then had the nerve to say that he doesn't want drama, and that if he did, he'd be liking "you-know-who's pictures."

Lopez and Lux

But immediately after saying that he didn't want drama, he said "At the time I was being petty. I can admit it, at the time I was being petty. I was angry. It happens. I'm a human."

"Y'all like pictures every day," he concluded. "Sh-t," I do too."

"I just came across a picture I liked."

Kailyn in Tears

It's pretty goofy that he's trying to play it off like he simply liked a photo while at the same time admitting he was being petty, but it's not like he's known for his intelligence.

But now we really want to know how Kail is going to react ...

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