It was inevitable, and now it's here: Brandi Glanville has gone on record with every X-rated detail of her alleged fling with Denise Richards.
And consider this a warning: Minors should not read the following content.
As you very likely know by now, Glanville has alleged - to anyone who will listen, over and over and over again - that she and Richards slept together in September of 2019.
Richards has denied such a bedroom romp ever took place.
Now, for whatever it's worth, Brandi has provided extremely lewd details of her first sexual encounter to The Daily Mail.
Are you buying what Glanville is trying to sell below? That's the question...
Delving into her first meetiing with Richards at Café Habana in Malibu last fall, Brandi told the aforementioned outlet that she felt Denise "wanted to hit it and quit it."
As in: she just wanted to use Glanville for her breasts, vagina and other private parts and then immediately move on.
"She was very sexually aggressive and once she got what she wanted, she didn't want to know," Glanville said to start her breakdown of the pair's initial tryst, continuing as follows:
We went to dinner and Denise is sitting across from me and the whole time she is looking at my boobs.
Well, we suppose we can't entirely blame her.
Over the past few weeks, Glanville has claimed she has text messages that prove this extramarital affair.
In reality, they don't prove anything... at all.
But to her credit, Brandi certainly came equipped to this new interview with plenty of alleged information.
“Our agent left because it was getting late for him, but we stayed because we were having a great time, we were hitting it off," Glanville explained of this same meal.
"And then Denise said to me; ‘Oh my God, does it seem like I've been looking at your boobs all night?’"
"I'm like, ‘yeah, pretty much.'"
According to Glanville, Denise then simply asked to see her half-naked, a request Brandi granted. In semi-private.
“We went into the bathroom and I showed her my boobs and right when I took my shirt down."
"She just kind of threw me against the wall and started making out with me," Brandi said, emphasizing over and over that Richards was the aggressor.
"I was down for it, I honestly didn't mind. I was like, okay, what are we doing, but this is fun," she added.
The reality stars then returned to their table and kept drinking and this is when Richards really came right out with it.
"She said to me, ‘Oh my God, I always wanted to f-ck the sh-t out of you.’ And I was like, what?" Glanviille said.
"But I was going with it. I was having a good time."
So back to the bathroom the women went -- and this time, things got REALLY streamy, Brandi claims.
"We were just making out, I had jeans on," she says, noting that no one got to third base, but ...
"There was nothing other than like a little bit of titty sucking, but it was sexy."
Glanville previously told her fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that she and Richards did everything.
In this feature, she says Denise continually texted her after their bathroom-based foreplay sessions.
For what reason?
"She wanted to finish what she started, that's how I felt. She was literally texting me every single day.
"Oh, I'm in your neighborhood, can I just come over? Can I come over? I need to see you.
"I said, well, ‘I can meet you for a drink, I can meet you at dinner.’"
"I just didn't want to be alone with her, because I felt that she had a lot of dude energy, like she really wanted me.'"
Again, Glanville really hit the idea hard here that she was all innocent and naive and Richards simply wanted to bone.
“All I wanted was a new friend that I liked, that was cool and drank," Brandi told The Daily Mail.
"I really was not looking for any kind of sexual partner, I felt like I was running from her."
Yes, she's saying that Denise was trying to corner her like a dude would, and borderline take advantage of her in some way.
And yet, she was down, and at some point, the pair ended up in bed together, Glanville says, leaving all viewers to wonder:
Did this really happen?
Is Brandi lying or embellishing for attention? Or did Denise really want to absolutely rail her fellow housewife senseless?
And if Glanville truly just wanted a friend, how/why did she end up taking a trip to full-on Pound Town with Richards?
And, naturally, will Denise fire back any time soon in the wake of these very detailed new allegations?