Well, it’s happening, folks.
Angelina Pivarnick, aka the Dirty Hamster, aka the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, aka a whole bunch of other mean nicknames her housemates — is getting married.
It’s hard to believe, but not because we take as dim a view of Angelina as her Jersey Shore co-stars, who apparently find it impossible to believe any man would have her.
No, the reason we have a tough time believing that Pivarnick will soon be walking down the aisle is that she tends to act very single on camera, particularly when she’s in the presence of one Vincent Guadagnino.
But regardless of how we feel about it, Angelina will soon be Mrs. Chris Larangeira.
The wedding is in its final preparation stages and the entire guido gang descended on New Orleans this week cor a co-ed bachelor/bachelorette party.
We’re guessing Chris made the decision to combine the celebrations after watching the footage of Angelina at Chippendale’s a few weeks back.
Anyway, Snooki and JWoww were both in attendance, which was surprising for a number of reasons, not the least of which was that Angelina publicly snubbed both Shore stars by not inviting them to her bridal shower last month.
As you know, Angelina and Jwoww have been locked in a feud ever since Jenni’s then-boyfriend Zack Carpinello made a move on Pivarnick while a drunken Jenni literally slept between his legs.
Our best guess for why Jenni was in attendance at Angelina’s bachelorette party is that ratings rule, and both parties were pressured by producers to get hammered and duke it out in the Big Easy.
And if Deena Nicole Cortese’s latest comments are to be believed, the trick worked like a charm.
“A lot went down [at] that bachelorette party,” Cortese told reporters at the People’s Choice Awards on Sunday night.
“It comes to a head with Angelina and Jenni [‘JWoww’ Farley], and just, the meatballs are meatballs,” she added.
Meatballs are meatballs indeed.
Deena added that despite all the drama, she was able to enjoy a fun weekend with her fellow guidettes:
“I let the mom thing go for a minute and just decided to have a good time with my girls,” she said.
Cortese went on to confirm that JWoww and Zack are not back together, as had been previously reported:
“I like him. It’s just unfortunate events in the one episode,” she told Us Weekly on the red carpet.
“Right now, they’re not together but they’re working on it.”
That’s good news, as Zack seems like a massive douche — but if you’re a fan of the messy relationships and violent feuds that made Shore a sensation in the first place, pray to the Guido God that those two get back together!