David Eason: I Have a New Lady In My Life!

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As you've probably heard by now, tumultuous Teen Mom 2 terror Jenelle Evans has filed for divorce from David Eason.

It's about time.

David Eason, Wife

Not only that, the 27-year-old mother of three has been granted a restraining order against Eason, whom she wed in 2017.

After furnishing evidence of his abusive tendencies and menacing threats, Jenelle obtained the order of protection.

That's the good news. The bad news is that the worst is yet to come with regard to Jenelle and David's legal wrangling.

David and His Chicken

Eason hasn't worked in two years, and when he does attempt to re-enter the job market, well, he'll likely find that all that public abuse and bigotry has left him unemployable.

So you can bet Dave will fight tooth and nail to hang on to "The Land" Jenelle paid for, which is now basically his sole possession.

He resides on the North Carolina homestead as of this report.

David Eason and Maryssa

As far as we know, Eason lives on the property with his daughter, Maryssa, while Jenelle is keeping a low profile out of state.

On top of that, the battle for custody of 2-year-old Ensley promises to be intense, and David is already threatened to expose Jenelle's secrets online.

Despite that, it seems David is trying to create the impression that all is well on the Land.

In fact, he recently invited a new lady into his life!

Eason posted the video below on Instagram, and as you can see, he's very enamored with his new pet goat, Mary:

“This is Ma a a a a aary, shes (sic) a sweetheart,” David captioned the post.

Now, that clip might seem innocent enough, but Eason doesn't have the greatest track record when it comes to animals.

Eason and Goat

As you may recall, David shot and killed the family dog Nugget during one of his infamous fits of rage, and it set off a chain of events that resulted in the Easons losing custody of their kids.

So it's not surprising that the comments on David's post were less than ecstatic:

“God help that poor animal,” wrote one follower.

David with Nugget

“Exactly what I'm thinking, he shot and killed the family dog after beating it first," another replied.

“Hope the goat doesn’t nip at him or piss him off,” a third commenter remarked.

“I’m sure he’ll end up shooting his sweetheart like their dog," 

David Eason on His Gram

Needless to say, there were also quite a few remarks about what might transpire when a newly-divorced, self-proclaimed redneck is left alone on his property with a female goat, but we'll leave those to your imagination.

This is a family celebrity gossip site, after all.

Anyway, our thoughts go out to Mary the goat today.

We'd like to think that David has put his abusive ways behind him following the dog shooting incident, but that would require the capacity for learning, a skill that we're pretty sure Eason doesn't possess.

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