Farrah Abraham to Gardner Minshew: Don't Do Porn ... Unless It's With Me!

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If there's anyone who knows about the many twists and turns that can be hidden along a single career path, it's Farrah Abraham.

Ten years ago, Farrah was a pregnant high school student, in Omaha, Nebraska.

Farrah Strikes a Pose

Reality TV came calling, and soon enough Farrah was one of the biggest stars on basic cable.

But why stop there? she reasoned.

Farrah branched out in every direction at once, becoming a porn star and a Christian novelist in the same year.

Unfortunately, she wound up spreading herself too thin.

Letting Herself Have It

(We'll leave it to you to make your own joke about Farrah and spreading.)

Eventually, her MTV bosses grew weary of taking a backseat (again, a world of pun potential) to her porn career and Farrah was fired from Teen Mom 2.

This led to yet another unexpected career change, as Farrah now supports herself by working as an escort. Yes, call it what you want, but she is a hooker.

Farrah and Gardner

We offer this recap of Farrah's resume simply to explain why people might be asking her to offer career advice to NFL newcomer Gardner Minshew.

Minshew also finds himself on a surprising career trajectory having landed behind center for the Jacksonville Jaguars following an injury to starting QB Nick Foles.

Minshew has impressed both on the field and, as his eccentric behavior - which includes semi-nude workouts and mustache straight out of Boogie Nights - has made him a fan favorite.

Gardner

It's also led to some unexpected career offers, as CamSoda - the same internet sex show-streaming service that once employed Farrah - has offered Gardner a lucrative contract.

"We are officially offering @GardnerMinshew5 an endorsement deal of $1M," the company tweeted.

"We love his enthusiasm and excitement he brings to everything he does, especially his infamous workouts!  Gardner would be the perfect addition to our CamSoda Fit lineup.

"Isn't he closing a $20 million deal in football?"

Farrah Abraham in Big Apple

The folks at celebrity gossip publication TooFab recently caught up with Farrah and asked for her thoughts on the situation.

Surprisingly, she advised him against slinging dong for a living - but then basically offered herself up as a willing partner.

"Like, if I was his manager, I'd be closing that $20 million, if not $60 million next year. Come on!" she said.

Farrah Abraham CamSoda

"Let the offer sit. It's flattering, but a real career is also more longevity," the one-of-a-kind reality star added.

"I think he's got the look of a great football player and an amazing athlete."

We can't believe we're saying this about words coming from Farrah's mouth, but - that's actually good advice!

Farrah Freaks

Of course, from there Farrah effs everything up by boasting about how courageous she is for only doing porn for a little while:

"I didn't really take a porn career stance after that being pushed on me for two years," she told the website.

"No, I think I've dodged all those bullets from the last two years in leaving Teen Mom."

Farrah Abraham in Camsoda Merch

Unfortunately, TooFab really dropped the ball when they didn't close by asking Farrah if she would accept $1 mill to be Minshew's porn partner.

We all know what the answer to that question would be, but man, it would've been great to hear it come from her own lips.

Girl can toss a mean word salad.

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[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.