It's hard to believe, but 2019 marks five years since the world first learned about the Josh Duggar sex scandals.
Of course, for his victims, it may still feel as though the abuse happened just yesterday.
By now, you probably know what occurred in the aftermath:
Josh got off scot-free, but the Duggars still expect us to feel bad for him because -- he can't appear on Counting On anymore?
We're not really sure how they're justifying the pity party these days.
Anyway, Josh could have gone prison for his crimes, but instead, he's been sentenced to a lifetime of working on his father's used car lots.
It's a little surprising that Jim Bob -- whose whole thing in life is being super-strict with his kids -- has found it so easy to forgive Josh.
What's even more shocking is that Josh's wife Anna has apparently had little trouble getting over her husband's multiple sex scandals.
There was a time when it was widely reported that Anna was planning to divorce Josh.
But in recent years, she's doubled down on her commitment to her husband, and these days, she's working hard not only to save her marriage, but also to help Josh rebuild his public image.
Josh and Anna celebrated their 11th wedding anniversary this week, and Anna marked the occasion by posting a photo of their big day.
The pic serves as a reminder not only of how crappy photographic technology was a decade ago, but also of the fact that Anna probably knew that Josh had molested five young girls when she accepted his proposal. Gross.
"11 years ago, before God, our family and friends we said, 'I do!' - and my how the past 11 years have flown by!" Anna captioned the pic.
We're guessing some years flew by more quickly than others, but we digress.
"The joys we’ve experienced together have far surpassed the shadows of sorrow we’ve walked through," she continued.
"Through it all, God’s kindness and grace has sustained us."
"I love you so much Joshua and look forward to growing old together! (Gotta admit though...being young together is pretty fun too!)," Anna concluded.
The post, of course, is part of the ongoing Josh Duggar Comeback Tour.
Currently, Anna is pregnant with her sixth kid, and while we're sure Josh makes a decent living flipping cars, his earnings are likely a pittance compared to what he used to make on Counting On.
And so, she and the rest of the Duggars are working hard to get the public to forgive Josh so that he might one day return to television.
We feel like we'd be doing the whole family a disservice if we didn't issue the following message:
It's never gonna happen!
Tell that creep to be happy he's not in prison and move on with his freakin' life!