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The Hollywood Gossip would like to wish you and yours a very happy Thanksgiving.

We would also like to celebrate the occasion with our annual rundown of the Biggest Turkeys on the Planet.

It’s a list we started way back when Spencer Pratt could have held down spots one through 10, and it’s one we’re continuing to thise day.

pratt as turkey

To be clear, this is not a ranking of the Worst People on the Planet. That’s a far different kind of classification.

No, this is a ranking of the lamest, more pathetic, most douche-nozzle-like individuals that it has been our (dis)pleasure to have covered for the past several months.

Click HERE to see who took home the honor in 2017.

Click HERE to see who won (lost?) in 2016.

And then scroll down to see which celebrities have ruffled our feathers the harshest since last Thanksgiving…

10. Arie Luyendyk Jr.. Another Bachelor may be debuting on Janiary 7, but let’s not forget about the previous one, who didn’t just shatter his chosen fiancee’s heart.

He did so with an ABC camera crew in tow.

Arie Luyendyk Jr. Looks Sad
Photo via ABC

9. Samantha Markle and Thomas Markle (tie). We felt bad for the latter at one point. He really seemed to just want a close relationship with his daughter.

But then he crossed every line by rambling on about how Meghan owes him everything and is ungrateful and it’s clear this daddy has issues.

Samantha, meanwhile, just plain sucks.

8. Pete Davidson. He insulted a veteran, he delivered the same Adam Sandler-like schtick on Saturday Night Live each week — and he made America’s Sweetheart sad!

Team Ariana forever, man.

7. Kanye West. He once rapped that Jesus Walks.

That’s great and all, but we could have done without Yeezus walking into the Oval Office and spewing such nonsense that even the room’s regular occupant was left speechless.

Kanye in the White House
Photo via Getty

6. Brett Kavanaugh. This guy should not be a Supreme Court Justice.

He’s barely qualified to judge a drinking contest because Squee, Toby and whoever the f-ck else he rambled on about during his disqualifying opening statement in from of the Senate Judiciary Committee this fall.

5. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley (tie). These two deserve each other… except they should also get as far away from each other as humanly possible, considering they can’t go more than a week without fighting, cheating or fighting while cheating.

It would be very entertaining and we’d welcome the content… except Jen and Ronnie are the parents to a infant daughter and she’ll learn how to read the Internet one day.

She’ll also simply wake up tomorrow with this Jersey Shore star and his violent partner as her parents.

And that simply sucks for her.

Ronnie and Jen Harley
Photo via Instagram

4. Tekashi69. Just… come on now.

3. Tristan Thompson. Know what bothers us even more than a famiily who flaunts their bodies at all times. who possess nearly no talent and who will shamelessly shill for any product on the market?

A merely above-average basketball player who brazenly cheats on one of these family members with a number of Instagram models — while that family member is pregnant!

You’d never have won a ring without LeBron, TT.

Tristan Thompson the Cheater
Photo via Instagram

2. David Eason. Forget being a turkey, this ex-Teen Mom star is full of chicken $hit!

He hates gay people, he very likely beat his wife and he says he wants to plant the Confederate Flag in all 50 states because he’s proud of his "heritage."

By the time you finish reading this section, he probably will have insulted another set of minorities.

1. Donald Trump. It’s the obvious answer, but it’s the obvious answer for a reason. 

Donald Trump in West Virginia
Photo via Getty

Over the past few days alone, Trump has:

– Stood by the side of a country (Saudi Arabia) that murdered an American journalist and resident.

– Insulted the U.S. Commander who led the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.

– And said he wants "great climate" in response to a question about Climate Change playing a role in the devastating California wildfires. That’s it, just "great climate."

Our President is a total and complete turkey is there ever was one.

Gobble, f-ckin, gobble, The Donald.