Meghan Markle really can't catch a break these days.
During a time when the Duchess of Sussex ought to be celebrating her marriage and her impending child, she's instead dealing with an alleged rivalry with Kate Middleton, along with scathing reports that state the following:
Samantha Markle, meanwhile, Meghan's half-sister, has been driving the Meghan Totally Sucks and I'm Gonna Keep Telling Everyone Why train for nearly a year now.
Ever since Meghan became a global celebrity due to her engagement to Prince Harry, Samantha has been telling any outlet that will listen how Meghan is phony and entitled and ungrateful.
She even once implied that Meghan wanted to kill puppies.
Now, about five months before Markle is due to give birth, Samantha is once again making news...
... by saying she plans on upstaging said birth with a revealing memoir.
This is not entirely breaking news.
Samantha (who shares the same father as Meghan, but who is 17 years older and scarcely knows the Duchess) had previously said she'd be coming out with a tell-all titled "The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister."
She now tells The Daily Star it will be called "In the Shadows of The Duchess" instead and it will come out in April or May.
Right around when Meghan is due.
"The world does not know truth total truth," Samantha tells the aforementioned random out, adding that she'll be "holding nothing back" in the book.
Samantha has often accused Meghan of being a fake humanitarian who doesn't really care about the world. Or her family. Or really anyone but herself.
She has especially taken issue with how Meghan has ignored their dad ever since he chose not to attend the Royal Wedding in May.
“The book covers everything that goes on behind the scenes that the world does not know and trust me there is a lot," Samantha continues, saying that she's stretched out the content to include all she's been going through of late.
"I am dealing with cyber stalking and cyber bullying with little Twitter trolls… they’re kind of nasty sending out banners and propaganda about me that’s disparaging and not true.
"They have been reported to the FBI and they were calling in death threats to radio stations, so the FBI and police have their phone numbers and their addresses."
Cyber bullying is definitely a problem in the world.
But Samantha Markle complaining about cyber bullying is akin to, we don't know, Donald Trump's wife saying folks should be nicer to each other online.
Samantha told Daily Star Online how she's also carrying out various “guest speaker engagements” and launching a new podcast, on top of writing the memoir.
“Great things are on the horizon and I have a voice and platform to put to good use really to benefit others and bring about change,” she says.
“I feel blessed to be able to advocate on behalf of others do not have a voice.”
And we feel blessed to one day read Samantha's book and write all about it on The Hollywood Gossip.
Talk about some great content!