According to Samantha Grant, Meghan Markle is an awful person who wants to inflict harm on as many as 101 dogs, prior to using their fur as a very expensive and very inhumane coat.
Talk about a harsh accusation!
But it's one that Markle's half-sister made late last week as part of her latest Twitter rant against The Duchess of Sussex.
This time around, Grant took Markle to task for reportedly failing to wish their father a happy birthday.
And she did so on Markle's very own birthday in an attempt to shame her publicly for her inaction.
"Happy Birthday Meg! It would be so lovely and appropriate of you to send DAD a BELATED birthday card for his July 18th [cake emoji] @KensingtonRoyal Cheers!" Samantha tweeted on Friday.
Earlier that same day, Grant shared an Elle article that stated Meghan and Prince Harry "are rumored to be taking a step away from the media spotlight," writing:
"OK so Cruella Deville [sic] is retreating LOL...Let me know how that works out for you."
Cruella de Vil, of course, is the villain in the Disney story 101 Dalmatians.
The name itself is a pun of the words cruel and devil.
In all versions of this tale, the glamorous London heiress kidnaps dozens and dozens of puppies in order tomato a fur coat out of their corpses.
She's just terrible all around, which is the same point Samantha has been trying to make about Markle for months now.
For those not in the know, Grant and Markle share the same father, but a different mother.
They are 17 years apart in age and barely knew each other growing up. They barely know each other right now.
Nevertheless, Samantha has used every opportunity at her disposal to slam the heck out of her half-sibling ever since Markle shot into the spotlight as Harry's girlfriend.
She's jealous and she's desperate for attention.
In mid-July, Grant told Markle that she'd be responsible for their dad's death if Thomas Markle passes away any time soon.
(Thomas, rememeber, skipped the Royal Wedding due to heart problems and due to a scandal in which he got paid by paparazzo to snap pictures of him.)
In another recent tweet, Grant called Meghan, "Witchy Poo."
Samantha also made a public plea for Meghan to reunite with their dad, saying on ITV's Good Morning Britain last month:
"He's very worried about her given the distance and the inability to have live communication, so he just needs to know that she's well, she's happy, she's OK and to touch bases, so I hope they get to do that soon."
This same father has also trashed Markle to the press, while claiming responsibility for everything that makes her special.
It's remarkable that Meghan has taken the high road throughout these attempts at worldwide shaming.
She's supposedly asked for help from the Queen in shutting her dad up, but she has mostly remained silent and just been content with her unique life and special husband.
She really does seem pretty wonderful.