The ladies of Teen Mom 2 have essentially turned Twitter into a battlefield this week.
Entangled alliances and an abundance of mutual disdain have led to an all-out war that will hopefully keep us entertained until next season kicks off.
And folks, we’re happy to say we’ve managed to contribute to the mayhem in some small way.
Yesterday, Briana posted an article from The Hollywood Gossip detailing the revelation that Javi Marroquin slept with Kailyn Lowry while he was still dating DeJesus.
"Are you f–king kidding me?" Briana tweeted in response to our piece.
Brana and Javi have been broken up for over seven months now, but you can imagine how seeing a headline like “Javi Marroquin: I Totally Nailed Kailyn Lowry While Dating Briana DeJesus” might serve to re-open old wounds.
Anyway, Bri’s tweet set off a domino effect, and as usual, Jenelle Evans was happy to add to the chaos.
“Soooo try to make some other chick jealous by giving your body away again to your ex?” Evans wrote in a since-deleted tweet, adding:
“Ew. #EnoughSaid #NoMorals #NoStandards #JustAThought.”
Yes, even though Javi was the only one in a relationship, Jenelle thinks Kail should be blamed for his infidelity.
That sort of logic frustrates the hell out of you until you remember that Jenelle is criminally insane and firing off angry tweets about a situation that has nothing to with her is one of the least crazy things she’s done this year.
“Awe, Jenelle’s trying to come for me again… that’s cute. What’s up boo?!” Lowry responded.
“Someone with what? 5 engagements, multiple abortions, 20+ mugshots, doing drugs on national television, etc. can’t come for me. Have a great night.”
Obviously, that’s more than just throwing shade.
Kail just went ahead and created a solar eclipse that left Jenelle’s entire world enshrouded in darkness.
To her credit, Jenelle recovered enough to clap back tweeting:
"Just keep bringing up my past acting like it’s current. How many times are you going to repeat yourself? We all know my past …"I’ve changed and strive to continue that way… but others choose to remain raunchy."
After that, Bri jumped back into the fray, tweeting:
"I hate people who point the finger especially when we all live in a glass house LOL."
A bit of a mixed metaphor, but we get the point.
She later added:
"Bitches get a little bit of money and forget where they came from.
"Too bad it’s been documented so we’ll never forget. Look in the mirror before trying to throw shade."
Now that’s shade!
Tough to say who the winner is here, but it’s clear that the real loser is MTV for not paying all these women to live in a house together and filming it year-round.