Mother's Day is just around the corner, and you can guess which new mom is ready to experience the holiday in a whole new light.
Khloe Kardashian is talking to her fans about how excited she is for the upcoming holiday. Now that Khloe has welcomed her baby girl, this will be her first Mother's Day as a mom.
But ... things are going to be a little complicated, folks.
In a post on Khloe's app, the new mom gushes about the upcoming holiday -- which will be on Sunday, May 13.
"This Mother's Day will be the most special yet!"
For her and for Kylie, since they both became moms this year.
"I still can't believe I'm a mom."
Quite frankly, she had an entire lifetime and then nine months to get used to the idea of motherhood. She hasn't yet had one month to process Tristan being a serial cheater.
But she's focusing on the positive.
"It feels like such an honor."
But Khloe obviously knows that she's not the only mother in her family. All of her sisters except for Kendall are also moms.
And so, of course, is her dear momager.
Khloe says that her new maternal status makes her extra appreciative of the other Kardashian moms.
"Now it feels even more important to honor all the amazing women in my family!"
If you guessed that this Mother's Day talk was a segue into suggesting that fans might want to purchase some of Khloe's clothing line ... congratulations.
Not everything on Khloe's list of suggested Mother's Day items is from her Good American brand. But the hoodie sure is.
She also recommends a kimono, a digital photo frame, and rose soap petals. (That last one, I'm going to be honest, fills me with indescribable dread)
The price range goes from about $10 to nearly $600. So it depends upon how much you love your mom. (Kidding!)
Honestly? The whole post feels like it was written in March. It's not just that she doesn't mention Tristan Thompson's cheating, but the tone doesn't even suggest that anything is out of the ordinary.
Obviously, in real life, this has to be a very emotionally complicated time for Khloe.
On the one hand, she's a new mother with a newborn daughter who isn't even a month old.
On the other, Khloe has been humiliated all across the world. Her baby daddy has reportedly been cheating on her with five other women.
(And those are just the ones of which the public is aware; some speculate that Thompson may have had a woman in every port, so to speak)
Gearing up for Mother's Day when you're uncertainty about your future with your baby daddy cannot be easy.
You know what's even more complicated than Mother's Day?
Father's Day is coming up in June. How do you celebrate that under these circumstances. Do you celebrate it?
Fans have been waiting for when Khloe takes her baby and leaves Tristan and Cleveland in the dust for L.A. ... and it is rumored that Khloe plans to do just that before Mother's Day rolls around.
But that gives her, like, a week and a half to leave. Even if the doctor leaves her behind, is she emotionally prepared to make that journey?
Because many will see her leaving Cleveland for Calabasas as her saying goodbye, forever, to the life that she had imagined that she would lead with Tristan.
Kim may have cut ties with Tristan, but for Khloe, this is a lot harder. She's grieving a lot, and it's probably hard to let go.
We absolutely wish Khloe a happy Mother's Day. We only wish that it were under better circumstances.
There's no good time to find out that your baby daddy's penis has been taking a semester off to explore new experiences, but the literal day before you go into labor, two days before you give birth, has to be among the worst.
As she and her mother and all of her sisters except for Kendall prepare for Mother's Day ...
(Don't feel bad for Kendall; she has her horses)
... They have to all be wishing that things were a little different. Khloe is certainly not the only one of them who has been disappointed by her baby daddy.