Jenelle Evans & David Eason: The Haters Want Us to Get Divorced!

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Divorce rumors seem to circulate non-stop for just about every married couple in the Teen Mom franchise.

(With the exception of Cole DeBoer and Chelsea Houska, of course. No one seems to doubt that those two are in it for the long haul.)

But there's only one marriage that fans actively want to fail:

Jenelle Eason and David Eason Pic

Yes, every time there's a new report that Jenelle Evans and David Eason are getting divorced, a certain segment of the Teen Mom 2 fandom jumps for joy.

It's not so much that they all want Jenelle to be miserable (although some certainly do).

It's more that the longer the Evans-Eason marriage continues, the more likely it is to end in disaster.

And since the couple has five kids between them, most viewers would like to see them call it quits before any irreparable harm is done.

But no matter how much you tweet or how many David- and Jenelle-shaped voodoo dolls you lock in separate cabinets, it seems Ensley's mom and dad are still going strong.

It's a sad fact that fans were reminded of during this week's episode of Teen Mom 2.

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The drama-packed reunion special saw Jenelle flipping out on just about every adult in her life except for David.

At one point, she absolutely lost it on Nathan Griffth's girlfriend, Ashley Lanhardt, for daring to hug her mother, the infamous Barbara Evans;

"Because you wanna hug my mother in front of everyone," Jenelle shrieked in an attempt to justify her tantrum.

"Me and my mom have turmoil right now." 

This, among other things, caused Babs to lose it:

"You f-cking b-tch! I have never seen you like this ever," she told Jenelle.

"Even on drugs, you didn't act like this."

David Eason and Jenelle

At that point, David stepped in, because of course, he did:

"You're right, Barb, you've never seen her like this because you've never seen her stand up for herself."

David probably thought that was a witheringly clever comment, and amazingly, Jenelle agreed with him.

It was then that she made the remark that forced those are eagerly hoping for a Jenelle-David breakup to abandon all hope:

"I love how everyone hates us so much, but we're so in love and happy with each other that it's just like we don't give a f--k," Jenelle stated.

"Nothing's wrong with us."

Obviously, Jenelle has said a lot of questionable things over the years - but that last sentence might be her most ridiculous to date.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just ridiculous Jenelle and David truly are.

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