If you follow the experimental real life-soap opera that is Scott Disick's life, then you're probably aware that the Lord is hitting the skids these days, even by the very low standards he set for himself a decade ago.
The best system for gauging the severity of Disick's latest bender is the beard smell test, and sources who have been close to Scott's matted thatch of facial hair say they're currently picking up hints of hints of stale bourbon, gentleman's club glitter, and cut-rate MDMA.
Okay, we may have made all that up, but the fact remains that Scott's having a rough time lately, and his self-destructive behavior is only making things worse.
It seems like his latest bender was triggered by the news that Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima.
No one wants their ex to immediately move on with a 23-year-old boxer-turned-male-model, but that's exactly what happened to Scott.
Of course, it's worth nothing that Disick put Kourtney through a decade of hell; they broke up countless times before it finally stuck; and even this current situation has to be better than when Kourtney was hooking up with Justin Bieber.
But despite the fact that Scott created this mess himself and has been embarrassed far worse in the past, he still went off the deep end when he learned Kourtney and Younes were getting serious.
In the past week, Scott's hooked up with Bella Thorne, Ella Ross, Chloe Bartoli, and reportedly several others, all in an effort to exact some sort of petty revenge on his ex.
Obviously, it hasn't prompted Kourtney to end her relationship and go running back to her toxic ex, so Scott's changing strategies.
It seems he's now in the process of switching gears from passive-aggressive to aggressive-aggressive, which should end very badly for all involved.
"Scott called Younes and told him that if he sees him he is going to 'kick his ass' for stealing Kourtney from him," a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.
Yes, Disick has apparently reached the point in his delusions where he thinks it's a good idea for him to threaten ex-boxers who are 11 years his junior.
We know those closest to him are worried for his health, but we thought they were just afraid his liver would explode, sending shards of Goldschlager shrapnel scattering in every direction.
Little did we know the Lord's out here flying kamikaze missions.
Someone needs to get this dude away from the bottles and teenage girls before this situation gets any sadder.