This just in: Scott Disick totally sucks.
The three-time baby daddy to Kourtney Kardashian, Disick is basically known for drinking a lot; for leaving his girlfriend to take care of his children; and for... did we mention drinking a lot?
Scott has clashed often with Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian and company, all of whom believe Disick can act like an entitled douchebag.
For what reason? We've listed several off the top of our heads below. Pick your favorite!
When He Made Fun of Kourtney's Clothes
The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so.
When He Took Kim Down a Peg
Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time he does so, she acts like it's the first time she's ever been put in her place.
That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg
Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn't have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV.
When He Tried to be Down With the Hood
Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with "the hood."
When He Mocked Rob's Socks
Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is.
When He Ragged on Kim's Marriage
Lord Disick often says what we're thinking. Especially when he's ragging on his baby mama's clueless sisters.
When He Read Kourtney's Mind
Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one's better at pointing this out than Scott.
When He Burned Kendall Jenner
Scott doesn't limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be.
When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful
Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott's more than happy to point that out.
When He Mocked Kim Yet Again
Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it,
And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family
No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick!
Oh, and destroyed a hotel room. Let's not forget that. Disick and his pals stirred up controversy by drinking a lot (what else is new?) and causing major damage to a hotel in Aspen, Colorado.