Just when you think the ongoing Amber Portwood vs. Farrah Abraham feud is on the verge of dying down, one of the ladies fires a shot that keeps the most entertaining beef in reality TV going strong.
Last week, Farrah kept the ball rolling by calling Amber a cheap hooker.
Now, it's Amber turn to dole out the shade with an allegation that Farrah's inability to form coherent thoughts might have more to do with her fondness for certain chemicals than with her admiration for Sarah Palin's oratory skills.
According to The Ashley's Reality Roundup, the latest round of this never-ending bout kicked off when Instagram fans accused Farrah of ripping off Amber and Matt Baier by getting into the house-flipping game.
Far be it for us to defend Farrah, but at this point, the ladies are probably thinking of what's next in their careers, and house-flipping is one of those activities that reality show producers are bizarrely interested in.
So for Farrah, it was either start buying up real estate or start bidding on storage units.
Anyway, Farrah replied on Instagram as only Farrah can, and there's good chance she simply fell asleep on the keyboard at one point:
“First off – we flip in San Fran, 2. I love everyone wealthy or not!” Ms. Abraham opined.
“3. B**ch hate & watch & take notes so you can make $$$$$$$$$$ lol like amber & Matt wish they could “AHH” I love admirer’s we do it better then everyone & my friends on HGTV & All networks will agree 2 that – Enjoy !!!!!! Stop commenting when you don’t know s**t . #Drabtofab #HoodtoHip”
Amber was quick to respond, using a combination of words that it's immediately recognizable as the English language:
“Don’t comment on a real woman sweetheart!” Amber wrote.
“I gave you family bootcamp lol and I make money on my houses…I don’t lose money like your other house.”
That comment is a reference to the fact that Farrah and her family are starring on Marriage Boot Camp these days, a gig that both Amber and Jenelle Evans reportedly turned down.
After amber insulted Farrah's career choices, things got really ugly:
“This is why you shouldn’t do cocaine and drink all the time okay honey,” Portwood wrote.
“Your forgetting things like you know That guy you met online in NY?? Keep it up and I will literally stop all this with one interview and text messages. Don’t play with a true Queen sweetheart try me!!”
Sadly, she didn't give any hints as to the content of those texts, but since that one threat shut the whole conversation down, you can bet it was something embarrassing - even by Farrah standards!
Watch Teen Mom online to relive all of Abraham's most ridiculous moments.